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Old 02-10-2008, 01:01 PM   #1
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What some folks will do for 3 grand bob will do for $150 and a box of donuts.


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Now let's talk about Osi Umenyiora of the New York Giants. He does likes it nasty in the bedroom. As a magazine model i get introduced to him last summer in NY by a friend of his who also used to play football for a team that I can't remember. We hooked up and he had an unusual request. He wanted to pee on me. I thought it was weird but I did so because he said he it would really turn him on and he would see me again if I did. After I did so in his bathroom he handled his business and asked me how I liked it. I said, "I don't know how I feel about it. It was kind of crazy."


Yep, he flew me to Atlanta with my kids for some event that he had with another player and wanted the same request. Then I spent some time with him nearby while a music video was being shot at his house!! He wanted me to have sex with him and one of his brothers at the same time. He also wanted me to try it with another one of his teammates that was staying there. I said no because I didn't want to be passed around like that. He did buy my jewelry. The diamond snow ball. Oh and all the me money. I did invite a friend to join us (My hot girl "L" that has done shoots with me) and he wanted to DEFECATE on her in his bathtub. My GOSH she let him do it but I wanted no part. I'm a freak, but my gosh.


The next time I was with him he offered me 3 grand if I let him defecate on me and I said no. He told me to leave and so I did. The next time he asked and I did and I accepted the 3 grand. And it became a regular thing. He began flying me to Florida and Atlanta last summer paying my bills, giving me money for my kids as long as I let him well, "****" on me. He was in Atlanta for a major taping for "work" he said at his house and that night he told me to defecate on him. Of course he said he was joking but i reallly wonder.


I may sound nasty too, but he was paying my bills and I was traveling to see him wherever he was. But this boy is a freak!! He did all this when he had a girl pregnant. I only knew about her because of a phone call that I overheard one night. My girls and I have stories for days.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:22 PM   #2
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god, i hope thats true
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:24 PM   #3
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Dont date single mothers, i mean they are nice people.

But we all see what happened to Michael Strahan getting raped.

The next thing you know you'll be paying child support for someone else's kids.
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:24 PM   #4
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:29 PM   #5
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:33 PM   #6
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how much did Tom Brady pay him to do the same thing?
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I think it's irresponsible to link something like this. We don't even know if this Claudia person exists outside of some weirdo's imagination.

This thread belongs in the reject bin.
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I see Kissing Suzy Kolber has it linked, too. I'm amazed a random blog is being accepted as the truth by so may people without any attempt at verification.
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I see Kissing Suzy Kolber has it linked, too. I'm amazed a random blog is being accepted as the truth by so may people without any attempt at verification.

I took it with a grain of salt but a good conversation piece non the less.
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