|11-09-2007, 06:51 AM||#1|
Mo' holla fo' yo' dolla!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a bunker in an undisclosed location
Best Comeback Line Ever
This was recently in a Seattle newsaper.
The title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white
male, in a pumpkin patch, at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at
the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious
behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect
explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from
a drinking session when he decided to stop. "You know how a pumpkin
is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or
at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a
Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's
for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's
just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to
describe what happened when she approached Aylor. "I said, "Excuse me
sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
he looked me straight in the face and said..... "A pumpkin? .....
Sh*t...is it midnight already?"