OK This is extremely painfully - The Orange Mane

elsid13 · 08-23-2007, 05:48 PM

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/...ime_penis_dc_1

Hotrod · 08-23-2007, 05:51 PM

I've always said that watching TV naked while drinking vodka is a bad idea.

Crushaholic · 08-23-2007, 05:52 PM

Most likely, it involved another woman...

BMF Bronco · 08-23-2007, 05:59 PM

yowza!

Hotrod · 08-23-2007, 06:00 PM

So whats your first reaction when you catch on fire

? To toss the closest liquid on it right

Ka-boom

elsid13 · 08-23-2007, 06:00 PM

It a flaming bobbit

Bronco Bob · 08-23-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crushaholic

Most likely, it involved another woman...

Sort of. When I heard the story on the radio this morning they said he
was watching a porn channel and that's what ticked his ex-wife off.

08-23-2007, 05:48 PM	#1
elsid13 Lost In Space Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: DC Posts: 19,088	OK This is extremely painfully MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict." The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/...ime_penis_dc_1

08-23-2007, 06:00 PM	#5
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	So whats your first reaction when you catch on fire? To toss the closest liquid on it right Ka-boom

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08-23-2007, 05:51 PM	#2
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	I've always said that watching TV naked while drinking vodka is a bad idea.

08-23-2007, 05:52 PM	#3
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,044	Most likely, it involved another woman...

08-23-2007, 05:59 PM	#4
BMF Bronco Offseason sucks... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 11,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: ME	yowza!