Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister
Actually I never roll out of bed. I live in my bed. I've grown so large I can't get out of it without heavy equipment. It takes a specially-constructed system of pulleys and weights just to lift my neck forward so I can eat. That picture of me at the Chiefs game was faked with photoshop. I wanted people to think I had actually been outside, but alas you have discovered my cunning ruse.
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.