Wipe: Front to back Or back to front. - The Orange Mane

Orange_Beard · 03-31-2007, 10:41 PM

Why not, all these other dumbs a$$ non-football threads..........

listopencil · 03-31-2007, 10:43 PM

Both. Then in a circle.

Orange_Beard · 03-31-2007, 10:44 PM

Could some please sticky this...

Jana® · 03-31-2007, 10:45 PM

"But I wipe my own a**!"

listopencil · 03-31-2007, 10:49 PM

I declare this poll invalid because you didn't add my response, an "other" option or an option including Brian Griese. Ass on the grass tickled me though.

Moon§hiner · 03-31-2007, 11:12 PM

It's nobodys business what I do when I take a Bob

Kaylore · 03-31-2007, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orange_Beard

Could some please sticky this...

you know my Mom told me that if I have daughters that I need to teach them to wipe front to back or "they can get sick." Not sure if that's true, but it made sense to me.

cbs1177 · 03-31-2007, 11:17 PM

neither I have one of these paper less toilets:

Ratboy · 03-31-2007, 11:26 PM

Haha! Greatest thread EVAAAR!

listopencil · 03-31-2007, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moon§hiner

It's nobodys business what I do when I take a Bob

Just wipe your crazyhorse afterwards.

Ratboy · 03-31-2007, 11:26 PM

I don't use paper. Baby Wipes for me!

TheDave · 03-31-2007, 11:27 PM

We have officially become chefs planet

Ratboy · 03-31-2007, 11:30 PM

I'm tempted to make my own thread. This is a classic!

Ratboy · 03-31-2007, 11:31 PM

"Giving or Receiving?"

Kaylore · 03-31-2007, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDave

We have officially become chefs planet

Yeah. I don't frequent the place by there's usually like two football threads and they're usually about how Brodie Frayle is the next Joe Montana or how they wish their front office was like ours.

theAPAOps5 · 04-01-2007, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ratboy

I don't use paper. Baby Wipes for me!

Ding, Ding, Ding. They leave your Bob so fresh and so clean.

watermock · 04-01-2007, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ratboy

I don't use paper. Baby Wipes for me!

"This is single ply?!!"

We got a tough guy.

theAPAOps5 · 04-01-2007, 12:10 AM

The worst is when you go into a public bathroom having to drop Bob off at the pool. Then you always get John Wayne toilet paper and you wipe and wipe and wipe only to leave with that uncomfortable sticky feeling.

Don Flamenco · 04-01-2007, 12:19 AM

Only females should be wipin back to front

theAPAOps5 · 04-01-2007, 12:24 AM

Are you on crack females have about 1.25" seperation btw the poo hole and the love hole. They better be going the other way.

watermock · 04-01-2007, 12:35 AM

Iraq initiation:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...+potty+tipping

These kids would lay their lives on the line for that same soldier.

Don Flamenco · 04-01-2007, 12:36 AM

!

when they pop a squat peeing it should be back to front!

Ratboy · 04-01-2007, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eeEErRaY!

Only females should be wipin back to front

That's nasty

hertzc · 04-01-2007, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eeEErRaY!

Only females should be wipin back to front

Then you get the best of both worlds!!

BroncoBuff · 04-01-2007, 04:38 AM

Hahahahahahahaha!

This thread got sent to the ..... BUTT!

03-31-2007, 10:41 PM	#1
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	Wipe: Front to back Or back to front. Why not, all these other dumbs a$$ non-football threads..........

04-01-2007, 12:35 AM	#21
watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	Iraq initiation: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...+potty+tipping These kids would lay their lives on the line for that same soldier. Last edited by watermock; 04-01-2007 at 12:38 AM..

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03-31-2007, 10:43 PM	#2
listopencil [sarcasm]text[/sarcasm] BOOM! Winner. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The People's Republic Of California Posts: 8,580 Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO	Both. Then in a circle.

03-31-2007, 10:44 PM	#3
Orange_Beard Over Jay Cutler Todd Snider Rules! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Leucadia, CA Posts: 7,836 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tony Scheffler	Could some please sticky this...

03-31-2007, 10:45 PM	#4
Jana® World's cutest Bronco Fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere but here! Posts: 1,399 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ed McCaffrey ;)	"But I wipe my own a**!"

03-31-2007, 10:49 PM	#5
listopencil [sarcasm]text[/sarcasm] BOOM! Winner. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The People's Republic Of California Posts: 8,580 Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO	I declare this poll invalid because you didn't add my response, an "other" option or an option including Brian Griese. Ass on the grass tickled me though.

03-31-2007, 11:12 PM	#6
Moon§hiner Skipper of the Minnow Lightning in a Bottle Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,888	It's nobodys business what I do when I take a Bob

03-31-2007, 11:17 PM	#8
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209	neither I have one of these paper less toilets:

03-31-2007, 11:26 PM	#9
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	Haha! Greatest thread EVAAAR!

03-31-2007, 11:27 PM	#12
TheDave Sauced... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 15,120	We have officially become chefs planet

03-31-2007, 11:30 PM	#13
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	I'm tempted to make my own thread. This is a classic!

03-31-2007, 11:31 PM	#14
Ratboy It's all over... ಠ_ಠ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 13,276	"Giving or Receiving?"

04-01-2007, 12:10 AM	#18
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,057 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	The worst is when you go into a public bathroom having to drop Bob off at the pool. Then you always get John Wayne toilet paper and you wipe and wipe and wipe only to leave with that uncomfortable sticky feeling.

04-01-2007, 12:19 AM	#19
Don Flamenco Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: San Jose, Cali Posts: 952	Only females should be wipin back to front

04-01-2007, 12:24 AM	#20
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,057 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Are you on crack females have about 1.25" seperation btw the poo hole and the love hole. They better be going the other way.

04-01-2007, 12:36 AM	#22
Don Flamenco Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: San Jose, Cali Posts: 952	! when they pop a squat peeing it should be back to front!

04-01-2007, 04:38 AM	#25
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Hahahahahahahaha! This thread got sent to the ..... BUTT!