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...there ain't no devil
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
Posts: 17,132
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Dear Lord....
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"Cleaner" for Survivor IV
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Cement Plant
Posts: 238
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Offseason sucks...
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bozeman, MT
Posts: 11,724
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Orange
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Bend, OR
Posts: 8,038
Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh |
I need machine gun lessons!
I've never shot one of them things! ![]() |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: As if I'd tell you crazies!
Posts: 14,238
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Just remember, we have a co-ed prison.
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Perennial Pro-bowler
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Southern Illinois
Posts: 926
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Self Appointed Expert
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 25,136
Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I |
The number of moles is rather alarming
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Orange
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Bend, OR
Posts: 8,038
Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh |
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Self Appointed Expert
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 25,136
Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I |
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#260 |
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...there ain't no devil
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
Posts: 17,132
Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow |
Don't drop the soap.
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Ring of Famer
Join Date: May 2001
Location: People´s Republic of Bad Cannstatt
Posts: 9,170
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Never knew you had a thing for CU. |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: As if I'd tell you crazies!
Posts: 14,238
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Just don't worry too much about the mechanics right now. That will be set out in excruciating detail (in a sticky) on the 6th.
And all the "tie-breakers" and all that. For those of you who are shy about sub-machine guns, we will also have cheaper Saturday Night Specials - more easily concealed under trench coats. You'll all have a couple of voting options to entertain you. For now, the main thing is probably not to be the poor sucker who gets ganged up on in Round 1. That would be really embarassing to finish 31 out of 31. |
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Self Appointed Expert
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 25,136
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I'm Jack Bauer!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Iowa
Posts: 3,577
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WOW OD you've outdone yourself already....sounds like alot of fun......even if you are #31 out of 31. Sounds like that person can do some damage as well...
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Offseason sucks...
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bozeman, MT
Posts: 11,724
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Orange
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Bend, OR
Posts: 8,038
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Anyway, It seems to me that the backstabbing has subsided as mobsters tend to look at you face to face when they blow your brains out. They want you to know exactly WHY they are turning your brains into mush! I can respect that. Seems more honest....right? |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: As if I'd tell you crazies!
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And, for all we know, the Jailhouse K/Q might just lose interest in the game and wander off. Or might demand bribes of some sort that no one s willing to pay. But as time goes on, and as the pen starts to fill up with desperate and relatively defenseless cons, there will be opportunities for paybacks. I guess the main thing is that you don't want to be on the bad side of the person who bites the dust in Round 1. It would be best to try to set up the victim and make it look like others are responsible (while you remain the victim's "friend" who promises to avenge them.) Or, if you can't be friends, at least try not to be too high on their "unfinished business" list. |
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"Cleaner" for Survivor IV
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Cement Plant
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Well, if you are invited to be "made" and they take you to an out of the way suburbian house for the ceremony, you might wanna check your six.
(Reference to Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's) |
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Self Appointed Expert
Join Date: Aug 2003
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...there ain't no devil
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
Posts: 17,132
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She took the midnight train goin anywhere Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit He took the midnight train goin anywhere A singer in a smokey room A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people, living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill, Everybody wants a thrill Payin anything to roll the dice, Just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on (chorus) Dont stop believin Hold on to the feelin Streetlight people |
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Orange
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Bend, OR
Posts: 8,038
Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh |
Dag, awww, ya love me dontcha!? |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: As if I'd tell you crazies!
Posts: 14,238
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And always check your friends for wires. Just in case, you know, someone is really an undercover cop - or ... ![]() |
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#273 |
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Self Appointed Expert
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 25,136
Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I |
Ok so anyone know the easiest way to get a Nebraska cheerleader into an elevator
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#274 |
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...there ain't no devil
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
Posts: 17,132
Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow |
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#275 |
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...there ain't no devil
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
Posts: 17,132
Adopt-a-Bronco: Tim Tebow |
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