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Old 03-05-2007, 11:45 AM   #251
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:46 AM   #252
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So you're saying it's a good thing to be the Pimp!
As they say on the streets...

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I need machine gun lessons!

I've never shot one of them things!
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Just remember, we have a co-ed prison.
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Old 03-05-2007, 12:18 PM   #256
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Does that mean I can bring my wife? It might mean that we actually will have time without having to worry about Sam in our bed. Of course I suppose there are no guarantees that it would be better than that.
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Just don't worry too much about the mechanics right now. That will be set out in excruciating detail (in a sticky) on the 6th.

And all the "tie-breakers" and all that.

For those of you who are shy about sub-machine guns, we will also have cheaper Saturday Night Specials - more easily concealed under trench coats.

You'll all have a couple of voting options to entertain you.

For now, the main thing is probably not to be the poor sucker who gets ganged up on in Round 1.

That would be really embarassing to finish 31 out of 31.
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Yep

Who in their right minds would be a husker fan
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WOW OD you've outdone yourself already....sounds like alot of fun......even if you are #31 out of 31. Sounds like that person can do some damage as well...
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Just don't worry too much about the mechanics right now. That will be set out in excruciating detail (in a sticky) on the 6th.

And all the "tie-breakers" and all that.

For those of you who are shy about sub-machine guns, we will also have cheaper Saturday Night Specials - more easily concealed under trench coats.

You'll all have a couple of voting options to entertain you.

For now, the main thing is probably not to be the poor sucker who gets ganged up on in Round 1.

That would be really embarassing to finish 31 out of 31.
Sounds to me like the person that is 31 out of 31 has quite an extensive role in the entire game, yes?

Anyway, It seems to me that the backstabbing has subsided as mobsters tend to look at you face to face when they blow your brains out. They want you to know exactly WHY they are turning your brains into mush!

I can respect that. Seems more honest....right?
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Sounds to me like the person that is 31 out of 31 has quite an extensive role in the entire game, yes?
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Well, yes and no. Being the Jailhouse King (or Queen) as the case may be, will probably be pretty boring for awhile. Given the number of bullets flying around on the street, there probably won't be too much action in the Pokey.

And, for all we know, the Jailhouse K/Q might just lose interest in the game and wander off. Or might demand bribes of some sort that no one s willing to pay.

But as time goes on, and as the pen starts to fill up with desperate and relatively defenseless cons, there will be opportunities for paybacks.

I guess the main thing is that you don't want to be on the bad side of the person who bites the dust in Round 1. It would be best to try to set up the victim and make it look like others are responsible (while you remain the victim's "friend" who promises to avenge them.) Or, if you can't be friends, at least try not to be too high on their "unfinished business" list.
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Well, if you are invited to be "made" and they take you to an out of the way suburbian house for the ceremony, you might wanna check your six.

(Reference to Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's)
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Sounds to me like the person that is 31 out of 31 has quite an extensive role in the entire game, yes?

Anyway, It seems to me that the backstabbing has subsided as mobsters tend to look at you face to face when they blow your brains out. They want you to know exactly WHY they are turning your brains into mush!

I can respect that. Seems more honest....right?
Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

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(Reference to Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's)
Oh yeah. I almost forgot about the "Made Man" thing. Well, I suppose we'll just keep a lid on that for now. Gotta have some surprises down the road.

And always check your friends for wires. Just in case, you know, someone is really an undercover cop - or ...

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Ok so anyone know the easiest way to get a Nebraska cheerleader into an elevator







A doughnut and a pound of grease.
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Or Joey's sister with the big jugs?
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Ok so anyone know the easiest way to get a Nebraska cheerleader into an elevator







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