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Old 02-22-2007, 03:02 PM   #1
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I have done a study of 100 active maners ie. Ludo that have read Watermock's post for months and years. His attempt at the English Language with his evil, corrupt keyboard that changes his order of letters in a word has created a new way of reading the english language here at the Mane. See if you can read the paragraph below to see if you qualify for the Language of Mock. You will be surprised!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs?

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Cnotgras! You are fuelnt in Mkcoish!

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Old 02-22-2007, 03:12 PM   #2
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:19 PM   #3
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ti mdae pfcert snese
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:29 PM   #4
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:32 PM   #5
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It looked fine to me.
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:35 PM   #6
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I thought I only understood mkish because I was drunk as well, but it's still too early today to be hittin the sauce. I am amazed
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:35 PM   #7
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Sadly I read that no problem
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:35 PM   #8
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I could read it as well.
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:42 PM   #9
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:46 PM   #10
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as long as the word has the correct first and last letter, you can read that, even if it looks like a tard wrote it. Our brains dont read individual letters, but entire words. Every word we see, we memorize.

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Old 02-22-2007, 03:50 PM   #11
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does this make good a word scramble
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:38 PM   #12
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Remember that we've all been reading Mock's posts for years, so we as a sample group don't represent the average American.
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:42 PM   #13
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wow, i read that.

i seriously dont even read mock's posts anymore, i just pass over them most the time
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:42 PM   #14
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ti mdae pfcert snese
The word has to be 4 letters or more, since the first and last letter has to be the same. You wouldn't be able to scramble "it" and have the same effect...

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Old 02-22-2007, 04:43 PM   #15
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a bad spelling thread , and I am not mentioned ? I must be slipping ........
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:46 PM   #16
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:48 PM   #17
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Why did this end up in the butt? If the thread starter wasn't making fun of Mock, it would be a legitimate topic.
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:52 PM   #18
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wow, i read that.

i seriously dont even read mock's posts anymore, i just pass over them most the time
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one.
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:08 PM   #19
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I could read it also with three shots taken. just now discovered the horse butt theme here on OM. waiting for the payphone to come up empty and clear for survivior
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:36 AM   #20
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Why did this end up in the butt? If the thread starter wasn't making fun of Mock, it would be a legitimate topic.
Exactly, the topic is true but I just added the Mock thing to tie it into the Mane. Seems a Moderator couldnt read it and therefore thought it wasnt legitimate. Too bad. Maybe a Mod someone knows can pull it to main page . It is interesting test that we can read something that looks so wrong. Sober too!
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