The Offseason "Good Wish! Bad Wish!" Game - Page 3 - The Orange Mane

Tredici · 02-15-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ludo21

Granted but then the players would only get 2 months off and every game wouldnt be near as competitive and football would never be the same.
......then people would be like, how did Baseball come back as Americas sport?? They would say. It was that IDIOT DomCasuals idea... Then you would cry yourself to sleep every night.
Doesnt sound like such a hot idea anymore does it?

I wish school was over tommorow.

Granted. But now your final grade is an incomplete and you will never be considered for any real job and instead of being a shiftless, no account student you will be a shiftless, unemployed, and quite possibly end up living on the street and fighting for sewer grate steam bum.

I wish wishes came true.

ludo21 · 02-15-2007, 01:05 PM

Granted, but then, what fun would life be without the adventure of trying to fulfill our wishes.

I wish that I had more money

cbs1177 · 02-16-2007, 03:45 AM

Granted then then money would only come in the form of unrolled coins.

I wish I had my degree in Fin and Econ.

DomCasual · 02-16-2007, 06:50 PM

Granted, but then you'd feel depressed because you'd realize they hadn't really helped you get a better job. You'd still be answering to some uneducated brown-noser, and you'd become bitter. Your bitterness would cause you to try and think of ways to cheat your employer. Ultimately, you'd get caught embezzling funds - stealing the mail, and pulling one receivable a month out and endorsing it to your personal account. "It's no big deal," you would think. "No one will ever know." Well, someone did know, and now you're some large southerner's b**** for the next fifteen to twenty years.

I wish some of my neighbors weren't so damn sensitive.

ludo21 · 02-16-2007, 11:58 PM

Granted but then they would be some hill billy rednecks who hated you and your family. Their kids would beat your kids up and there would be nothing you could do about it. IF you went over there they would shoot you with a shotgun and leave your family fatherless.

I wish i didnt have to wake up so early tommorow

cbs1177 · 02-17-2007, 02:17 AM

Granted then you miss Ed Mcman's knock for the publisher prize patrol and lose out on millions and millions.

I wished domcasual didn't make me so depressed

smalltowngrll · 02-17-2007, 05:03 AM

Granted, but then Dom wouldn't have anything to post about and then you'd have nothing to respond to.

I wish life weren't so complicated!

BroncoBuff · 02-17-2007, 02:41 PM

Granted, but then your excellence in handling complexities would vanish, and you would no longer stand out in groups of mediocre people.

I wish I could lose weight.

smalltowngrll · 02-17-2007, 03:34 PM

Granted, but then you wouldn't enjoy all of that fine and fabulous cuisine that Seattle has to offer.

I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.

Crushaholic · 02-17-2007, 03:55 PM

Granted, but then you would have less funds to get to Denver for a tailgate.

I wish I was Supreme Dictator of the world for a day

ludo21 · 02-17-2007, 07:00 PM

Granted, but then everyone would hate you and in the end you would be assassinated. What a wonerful day eh?

I wish I was 21 on Wednesday instead of 20.

smalltowngrll · 02-17-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ludo21

Granted, but then everyone would hate you and in the end you would be assassinated. What a wonerful day eh?

I wish I was 21 on Wednesday instead of 20.

Granted, but then you'd have to go out, drink a whole lot, spend the night hugging the toilet and have a REALLY bad hangover tomorrow!

I wish that I only had to work two days a week rather than only having two days off a week!

Sassy · 02-17-2007, 08:02 PM

Granted, but then your paycheck would really suck!
I wish I had vacation plans!

cbs1177 · 02-18-2007, 06:59 PM

Granted but then the baragin price doesn't seem such a bargain now that it is off season and either it is local stormy weather season or the locals are all at they own villes.

I wish it was porch season at the club. (Ready to get outside again)

DomCasual · 02-21-2007, 02:33 AM

Yeah, then it would be hot and muggy, and you'd be b****ing about the heat.

I wish people weren't so self-righteous about looking for self-righteousness.

cbs1177 · 02-25-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Yeah, then it would be hot and muggy, and you'd be b****ing about the heat.

I wish people weren't so self-righteous about looking for self-righteousness.

Granted but then you have a great following then they all want to live near ya and slowly start hiding arms and rations, and then build fences around the neighbor. They watch and wait for any word from the Dom Casual. Then the government gets whiffed of a religious movement happening in Utah. They send in tanks and tear gas and blow up the neighbor b/c Dom Casual complained about sensitive neighbor and something about a self-righteousness movement.

I wish God had email.

DomCasual · 02-26-2007, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cbs1177

Granted but then you have a great following then they all want to live near ya and slowly start hiding arms and rations, and then build fences around the neighbor. They watch and wait for any word from the Dom Casual. Then the government gets whiffed of a religious movement happening in Utah. They send in tanks and tear gas and blow up the neighbor b/c Dom Casual complained about sensitive neighbor and something about a self-righteousness movement.

I wish God had email.

I wish that, too. What a great freakin' idea!

But, to avoid ruining the game, your wish is granted. But God would get behind a little on your email. You'd stress and stress about whether he was blowing you off. You'd eventually get so depressed, you'd throw yourself in front of a train.

I wish God could give me about an hour of his time, maybe over an IBC Root Beer (my treat(.

ludo21 · 02-26-2007, 09:38 PM

Granted, but then that is the only hour you would ever get with him, the rest would be in hell suffering.

I wish I could think of more wishes

missingnumber7 · 02-26-2007, 10:41 PM

Granted, but then none of them would ever come true.

I wish that the military would turn all of the middle east into a glass parking lot.

DomCasual · 02-27-2007, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missingnumber7

Granted, but then none of them would ever come true.

I wish that the military would turn all of the middle east into a glass parking lot.

Granted, but that would make us turn the whole of our hatred on the French. That - well, I guess that wouldn't be so bad, now that I think about it.

I wish it would stop snowing. I hate snow this time of year, and it's a blizzard today.

ludo21 · 02-27-2007, 06:19 PM

Granted, but then the snow wouldnt be there when I come up to go snowboarding. And if there was no snow, you wouldnt be able to have your prescence graced my me some day.

I wish the Broncos would keep all the players in a glass bubble so they stay safe the rest of the offseason

missingnumber7 · 02-27-2007, 10:42 PM

Granted, but then when you went to games the bubble would fog up so you couldn't see what was going on.

I wish I had season tickets to see the broncos for the rest of my life.

ludo21 · 02-27-2007, 11:24 PM

Granted, but then you would be forced to give them to me because I would shoot you with my really big guns.

I wish the Suns would win the NBA ship this year

BroncoBuff · 02-28-2007, 06:01 AM

Granted .... but then you would've wasted a wish on something that will probably happen anyway!

I wish I could get 21-day advance airfares on 3 days notice.

missingnumber7 · 02-28-2007, 09:26 AM

Granted but the flights would all be Jet Blue.

I wish I could afford a house.

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02-15-2007, 01:05 PM	#52
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then, what fun would life be without the adventure of trying to fulfill our wishes. I wish that I had more money

02-16-2007, 03:45 AM	#53
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209	Granted then then money would only come in the form of unrolled coins. I wish I had my degree in Fin and Econ.

02-16-2007, 06:50 PM	#54
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,167 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Granted, but then you'd feel depressed because you'd realize they hadn't really helped you get a better job. You'd still be answering to some uneducated brown-noser, and you'd become bitter. Your bitterness would cause you to try and think of ways to cheat your employer. Ultimately, you'd get caught embezzling funds - stealing the mail, and pulling one receivable a month out and endorsing it to your personal account. "It's no big deal," you would think. "No one will ever know." Well, someone did know, and now you're some large southerner's b**** for the next fifteen to twenty years. I wish some of my neighbors weren't so damn sensitive.

02-16-2007, 11:58 PM	#55
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted but then they would be some hill billy rednecks who hated you and your family. Their kids would beat your kids up and there would be nothing you could do about it. IF you went over there they would shoot you with a shotgun and leave your family fatherless. I wish i didnt have to wake up so early tommorow

02-17-2007, 02:17 AM	#56
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209	Granted then you miss Ed Mcman's knock for the publisher prize patrol and lose out on millions and millions. I wished domcasual didn't make me so depressed

02-17-2007, 05:03 AM	#57
smalltowngrll Orange Blue Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bend, OR Posts: 8,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh	Granted, but then Dom wouldn't have anything to post about and then you'd have nothing to respond to. I wish life weren't so complicated!

02-17-2007, 02:41 PM	#58
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Granted, but then your excellence in handling complexities would vanish, and you would no longer stand out in groups of mediocre people. I wish I could lose weight.

02-17-2007, 03:34 PM	#59
smalltowngrll Orange Blue Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bend, OR Posts: 8,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh	Granted, but then you wouldn't enjoy all of that fine and fabulous cuisine that Seattle has to offer. I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.

02-17-2007, 03:55 PM	#60
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,039	Granted, but then you would have less funds to get to Denver for a tailgate. I wish I was Supreme Dictator of the world for a day

02-17-2007, 07:00 PM	#61
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then everyone would hate you and in the end you would be assassinated. What a wonerful day eh? I wish I was 21 on Wednesday instead of 20.

02-17-2007, 08:02 PM	#63
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Granted, but then your paycheck would really suck! I wish I had vacation plans!

02-18-2007, 06:59 PM	#64
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209	Granted but then the baragin price doesn't seem such a bargain now that it is off season and either it is local stormy weather season or the locals are all at they own villes. I wish it was porch season at the club. (Ready to get outside again)

02-21-2007, 02:33 AM	#65
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,167 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Yeah, then it would be hot and muggy, and you'd be b****ing about the heat. I wish people weren't so self-righteous about looking for self-righteousness.

02-26-2007, 09:38 PM	#68
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then that is the only hour you would ever get with him, the rest would be in hell suffering. I wish I could think of more wishes

02-26-2007, 10:41 PM	#69
missingnumber7 Vote Joe Mays to Pro Bowl Joe 4 Pro Bowl ST's Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bismarck Posts: 4,760 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Mays	Granted, but then none of them would ever come true. I wish that the military would turn all of the middle east into a glass parking lot.

02-27-2007, 06:19 PM	#71
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then the snow wouldnt be there when I come up to go snowboarding. And if there was no snow, you wouldnt be able to have your prescence graced my me some day. I wish the Broncos would keep all the players in a glass bubble so they stay safe the rest of the offseason

02-27-2007, 10:42 PM	#72
missingnumber7 Vote Joe Mays to Pro Bowl Joe 4 Pro Bowl ST's Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bismarck Posts: 4,760 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Mays	Granted, but then when you went to games the bubble would fog up so you couldn't see what was going on. I wish I had season tickets to see the broncos for the rest of my life.

02-28-2007, 06:01 AM	#74
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Granted .... but then you would've wasted a wish on something that will probably happen anyway! I wish I could get 21-day advance airfares on 3 days notice.

02-28-2007, 09:26 AM	#75
missingnumber7 Vote Joe Mays to Pro Bowl Joe 4 Pro Bowl ST's Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bismarck Posts: 4,760 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Mays	Granted but the flights would all be Jet Blue. I wish I could afford a house.