Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret: - The Orange Mane

Elvis · 02-12-2007, 11:25 PM

Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No thanks. Just sniffing.
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for me

#3 - The Miracle what?? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever, say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ******* into that!

TailgateNut · 02-13-2007, 09:30 AM

Actually #1 would be: I wonder how this will look on me.

BABronco · 02-13-2007, 10:55 PM

I think you should say #4

Spider · 02-13-2007, 11:07 PM

I will add one .........Damn Mike would look good in that little # ......

BABronco · 02-13-2007, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by §Pide®

I will add one .........Damn Mike would look good in that little # ......

Certainly something you shouldn't say in there ... or think lol.

Spider · 02-13-2007, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABronco

Certainly something you shouldn't say in there ... or think lol.

no I wouldnt recommend it

BMF Bronco · 02-15-2007, 05:22 PM

Most commonly heard in Kansas City's VS...

"Damn Billy, I betcha mom would look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in that!"

BroncoBuff · 02-18-2007, 02:32 AM

"I wore out the last pair."

BABronco · 02-18-2007, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by §Pide®

I will add one .........Damn Mike would look good in that little # ......

Well... unless of course it is this Mike

Eurotrip

Spider · 02-18-2007, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABronco

Well... unless of course it is this Mike
Eurotrip

I really would appreciate if you would quit posting pictures of my wife

BroncoBuff · 02-19-2007, 01:42 AM

Eeeew! These aren't edible!

missingnumber7 · 02-21-2007, 11:25 AM

Do I have to keep my underwear on when trying these on?

Spider · 02-21-2007, 02:35 PM

Are you sure that will fit on my sheep ?

BABronco · 02-21-2007, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by §Pide®

I really would appreciate if you would quit posting pictures of my wife

will do

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02-12-2007, 11:25 PM	#1
Elvis Solid Starter New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 146 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret: Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret: #10 - Does this come in children's sizes? #9 - No thanks. Just sniffing. #8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind. #7 - Mom will love this. #6 - Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable. #5 - No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. #4 - Will you model this for me #3 - The Miracle what?? This is better than world peace!! #2 - 45 bucks!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! And the number one thing that a man should never, ever, say out loud in Victoria's Secret: #1- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ******* into that!

02-13-2007, 09:30 AM	#2
TailgateNut Bleedin' orange! .......as much as tebonites Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mile High Posts: 20,018 Adopt-a-Bronco: Howard Griffith	Actually #1 would be: I wonder how this will look on me.

02-13-2007, 10:55 PM	#3
BABronco RP2012 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,214 Adopt-a-Bronco: Clady	I think you should say #4

02-13-2007, 11:07 PM	#4
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I will add one .........Damn Mike would look good in that little # ......

02-15-2007, 05:22 PM	#7
BMF Bronco Offseason sucks... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 11,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: ME	Most commonly heard in Kansas City's VS... "Damn Billy, I betcha mom would look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in that!"

02-18-2007, 02:32 AM	#8
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	"I wore out the last pair."

02-19-2007, 01:42 AM	#11
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Eeeew! These aren't edible!

02-21-2007, 11:25 AM	#12
missingnumber7 Vote Joe Mays to Pro Bowl Joe 4 Pro Bowl ST's Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bismarck Posts: 4,760 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Mays	Do I have to keep my underwear on when trying these on?

02-21-2007, 02:35 PM	#13
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Are you sure that will fit on my sheep ?