The Offseason "Good Wish! Bad Wish!" Game - The Orange Mane

DomCasual · 02-07-2007, 06:12 PM

I did this on another board, and it was fun for the whole family.

Each post has to have wish, and a response to the wish in the previous post. The response has to suck the life out of the previous wish.

For example:

Post 1: I wish I had a pony.

Post 2: Granted, but then the pony would poop all over your house. I wish I was a rock star.

Post 3: Granted, but then you would contract syphilis from a groupie. I wish I was independently wealthy.

Post 4: Granted, but then people would always be asking you for stuff. I wish...

You get the point?

I'll start. I wish I was 6' 4", instead of 5' 10".

Billy Clyde Puckett · 02-07-2007, 06:31 PM

But then it would be impossible to find a fuel efficient car that is comfortable.

I wish I could retire right now.

Hotrod · 02-07-2007, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Guy

But then it would be impossible to find a fuel efficient car that is comfortable.

I wish I could retire right now.

Granted but then your kids would knock you off before you could spend "their" inheritance.

I wish I was a professional poker player

smalltowngrll · 02-07-2007, 06:41 PM

Granted but then you'd lose all your money and be poor!

I wish I could travel the world

DomCasual · 02-07-2007, 07:02 PM

Granted, but then you'd get thrown into a Thai prison and made some large, androgynous Thai drag queen's b****.

I wish I had the strength of Tedi Bruschi.

Arkansas Bronco · 02-07-2007, 07:20 PM

Granted, but then Jay Cutler stomps you.

I wish I had Bill Gates type money.

ludo21 · 02-07-2007, 08:49 PM

Granted, but then you would be a geek who nobody likes.

I wish I owned the Denver Broncos (go ahead, crap on that

)

Sassy · 02-07-2007, 09:14 PM

Granted...but then you would have lost your mom a few weeks ago.
I wish I lived in New York.

heydensmom · 02-07-2007, 09:21 PM

granted, but then then then you'd miss ND to much and move back

I wish I wasn't getting fired.

ludo21 · 02-07-2007, 09:24 PM

Granted, but then you would still be stuck in Iowa

I wish school wasnt so boring

heydensmom · 02-07-2007, 09:33 PM

granted, but if you didn't go then you be a poor uneducated bum living under the bridge

*** I forgot my wish*****

I wish it wasn't -10 outside right now

cbs1177 · 02-07-2007, 09:43 PM

Granted then you go from 70 degrees High one day and then the next 28 degrees Low.

Wish I could go back to New York City for Spring Break.

ludo21 · 02-07-2007, 09:56 PM

Granted, but then a tidal wave would crash and ur whole family would die.

I wish I was snowboarding tommorow

cbs1177 · 02-07-2007, 10:12 PM

granted then you create a avalanche and die or at least break your leg.

I wish I could go to Chicago for spring break (NYC is have a tidal wave)

Sassy · 02-07-2007, 10:17 PM

Granted...but then you'd be around all the depressed Bear fans!

I wish I had a housekeeper.

DomCasual · 02-07-2007, 10:22 PM

Granted, but then you'd find out she was an illegal and you'd, um, feel really bad about that.

I wish we could clone John Elway.

Sassy · 02-07-2007, 10:24 PM

Granted...but he still would have retired in 1999.

I wish I could go to Italy.

DomCasual · 02-07-2007, 10:26 PM

Granted, but you'd eat lots of pasta, get fat, and grow hair on your back.

I wish I could live in Hawaii.

cbs1177 · 02-07-2007, 10:28 PM

Granted but prices are even higher then California and you still have earthquakes.

wish I was done with college already (ten years strong)

Sassy · 02-07-2007, 10:28 PM

Granted...but you might get sucked up in a freak volcanic fire.

I wish it was summer.

Sassy · 02-07-2007, 10:29 PM

Oops...the last post was for Dom.

cbs1177 · 02-07-2007, 10:31 PM

cbs1177 · 02-07-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy

Granted...but you might get sucked up in a freak volcanic fire.

I wish it was summer.

Then you might have to move to Memphis: Humidity, mosquitoes, and heat.

wish I was done with college

heydensmom · 02-07-2007, 10:41 PM

Granted, but then you realize you've just wasted half your life because your still stuck in your same job....

I wish people didn't lie

ludo21 · 02-07-2007, 10:49 PM

Granted, but then the world would be a better place......

I wish the USA wins tonight

02-07-2007, 06:12 PM	#1
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,208 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	The Offseason "Good Wish! Bad Wish!" Game I did this on another board, and it was fun for the whole family. Each post has to have wish, and a response to the wish in the previous post. The response has to suck the life out of the previous wish. For example: Post 1: I wish I had a pony. Post 2: Granted, but then the pony would poop all over your house. I wish I was a rock star. Post 3: Granted, but then you would contract syphilis from a groupie. I wish I was independently wealthy. Post 4: Granted, but then people would always be asking you for stuff. I wish... You get the point? I'll start. I wish I was 6' 4", instead of 5' 10".

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02-07-2007, 06:31 PM	#2
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	But then it would be impossible to find a fuel efficient car that is comfortable. I wish I could retire right now.

02-07-2007, 06:41 PM	#4
smalltowngrll Orange Blue Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bend, OR Posts: 8,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: dortoh	Granted but then you'd lose all your money and be poor! I wish I could travel the world

02-07-2007, 07:02 PM	#5
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,208 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Granted, but then you'd get thrown into a Thai prison and made some large, androgynous Thai drag queen's b****. I wish I had the strength of Tedi Bruschi.

02-07-2007, 07:20 PM	#6
Arkansas Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 5,237 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Granted, but then Jay Cutler stomps you. I wish I had Bill Gates type money.

02-07-2007, 08:49 PM	#7
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then you would be a geek who nobody likes. I wish I owned the Denver Broncos (go ahead, crap on that )

02-07-2007, 09:14 PM	#8
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Granted...but then you would have lost your mom a few weeks ago. I wish I lived in New York.

02-07-2007, 09:21 PM	#9
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	granted, but then then then you'd miss ND to much and move back I wish I wasn't getting fired.

02-07-2007, 09:24 PM	#10
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then you would still be stuck in Iowa I wish school wasnt so boring

02-07-2007, 09:33 PM	#11
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	granted, but if you didn't go then you be a poor uneducated bum living under the bridge * I forgot my wish*** I wish it wasn't -10 outside right now

02-07-2007, 09:43 PM	#12
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209	Granted then you go from 70 degrees High one day and then the next 28 degrees Low. Wish I could go back to New York City for Spring Break.

02-07-2007, 09:56 PM	#13
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then a tidal wave would crash and ur whole family would die. I wish I was snowboarding tommorow

02-07-2007, 10:12 PM	#14
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209	granted then you create a avalanche and die or at least break your leg. I wish I could go to Chicago for spring break (NYC is have a tidal wave)

02-07-2007, 10:17 PM	#15
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Granted...but then you'd be around all the depressed Bear fans! I wish I had a housekeeper.

02-07-2007, 10:22 PM	#16
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,208 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Granted, but then you'd find out she was an illegal and you'd, um, feel really bad about that. I wish we could clone John Elway.

02-07-2007, 10:24 PM	#17
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Granted...but he still would have retired in 1999. I wish I could go to Italy.

02-07-2007, 10:26 PM	#18
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,208 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Granted, but you'd eat lots of pasta, get fat, and grow hair on your back. I wish I could live in Hawaii.

02-07-2007, 10:28 PM	#19
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209	Granted but prices are even higher then California and you still have earthquakes. wish I was done with college already (ten years strong)

02-07-2007, 10:29 PM	#21
Sassy Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2001 Location: ND Posts: 37,952 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Royal	Oops...the last post was for Dom.

02-07-2007, 10:31 PM	#22
cbs1177 Ring of Famer Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,209

02-07-2007, 10:41 PM	#24
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	Granted, but then you realize you've just wasted half your life because your still stuck in your same job.... I wish people didn't lie

02-07-2007, 10:49 PM	#25
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	Granted, but then the world would be a better place...... I wish the USA wins tonight