Breaking News: Grossman Found Dead - The Orange Mane

bendog · 02-05-2007, 04:18 PM

of gunshot wound to side of the head. Initially it was ruled as a suicide, since he had powder residue on his right hand, and left the following note:

Oh God, I suck. Thirty years from now people will still be saying, 'what the **** was Lovie Smith thinking ... oh wait, Lovie wasn't thinking cause he's the dumbest coach, not just black coach, but the dumbest coach in the nfl, cause nobody else would start me in a superbowl. I'm gonna be a bigger joke that that dip**** who cost the cubs the pennant by knocking the ball out of the glove. Hell, I'm a bigger joke than Billy 'under the poopshoot' Buckner. My kids will hate me cause of what they're gonna endure in school. My wife's gonna go dyke, cause she won't want to have sex with me, and no man wants to **** anybody I ever touched. My life is over. I'm sorry to everyone in Chicago.

Chicago Police Captain Psisko "Big Dog" Pdznaka said, "Yah, well, we initially ruled it a straight suicide, I mean who wouldn't. But then, two hundred guys came in and claimed to have shot the ****ing pisswad clueless choke, and then we thought about it for awhile, and decided chances are Grossman woulda ****ed up shooting himself too. Right now, his wife and kids are are primary suspects, but we haven't ruled out his parents or dog.

Crushaholic · 02-05-2007, 04:20 PM

Is this an Onion article?

epicSocialism4tw · 02-05-2007, 04:22 PM

Man...that's a pretty crappy thing to post. Especially after the D-Will tragedy.

Mountain Bronco · 02-05-2007, 04:23 PM

I don't know why anyone thinks this is funny. The sad part is that Chicago fans are nuts. Look what happend with the Bartman guy and the cubs.

KipCorrington25 · 02-05-2007, 04:24 PM

Wow, the worst attempt at humor since those lame ass bang cartoons that people on here go ape **** for.

Conklin · 02-05-2007, 04:24 PM

seriously, what the hell were you thinking? bob even has more class

FloridaResident · 02-05-2007, 04:29 PM

ban this filth!

bendog · 02-05-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KipCorrington25

Wow, the worst attempt at humor since those lame ass bang cartoons that people on here go ape **** for.

That's actually the nicest thing anyone here has ever said to me. Thanks.

bpc · 02-05-2007, 04:32 PM

This thread is crap and done in very bad taste. You would think of any BB for NFL teams that would be sensitive to this, it would be us.

Stupid, stupid thread.

MadCity · 02-05-2007, 04:39 PM

1 - I thought posting fake news was a bannable offense?

2 - Seriously. Not. Funny.

Conklin · 02-05-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadCity

1 - I thought posting fake news was a bannable offense?

2 - Seriously. Not. Funny.

if its not...this should be the first example, its one thing if its fake and not harmful...this is just total CRAP. never really realized how low bendog really was til today...eh well...let him hang w/ bob the rest of the year

ColoradoBuff · 02-05-2007, 05:00 PM

classless at its finest!

Sassy · 02-05-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angryllama

Man...that's a pretty crappy thing to post. Especially after the D-Will tragedy.

My thoughts exactly!

DomCasual · 02-05-2007, 05:21 PM

You're a good man, bendog. This isn't one of your finer moments, but you're still a good man.

orinjkrush · 02-05-2007, 05:24 PM

bad doggie. bad doggie. pee on the paper doggie. on the paper.

ZachKC · 02-05-2007, 06:46 PM

This is fitting to the person who posted it.

Not surprised.

El Guapo · 02-05-2007, 07:30 PM

horrible taste.

B-Love · 02-05-2007, 08:57 PM

Alright everyone, it got moved. Give it a rest.

02-05-2007, 04:18 PM	#1
bendog Marginally Continent David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 19,935 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bowens	Breaking News: Grossman Found Dead of gunshot wound to side of the head. Initially it was ruled as a suicide, since he had powder residue on his right hand, and left the following note: Oh God, I suck. Thirty years from now people will still be saying, 'what the ** was Lovie Smith thinking ... oh wait, Lovie wasn't thinking cause he's the dumbest coach, not just black coach, but the dumbest coach in the nfl, cause nobody else would start me in a superbowl. I'm gonna be a bigger joke that that dip who cost the cubs the pennant by knocking the ball out of the glove. Hell, I'm a bigger joke than Billy 'under the poopshoot' Buckner. My kids will hate me cause of what they're gonna endure in school. My wife's gonna go dyke, cause she won't want to have sex with me, and no man wants to anybody I ever touched. My life is over. I'm sorry to everyone in Chicago. Chicago Police Captain Psisko "Big Dog" Pdznaka said, "Yah, well, we initially ruled it a straight suicide, I mean who wouldn't. But then, two hundred guys came in and claimed to have shot the ing pisswad clueless choke, and then we thought about it for awhile, and decided chances are Grossman woulda **ed up shooting himself too. Right now, his wife and kids are are primary suspects, but we haven't ruled out his parents or dog.

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02-05-2007, 04:20 PM	#2
Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,039	Is this an Onion article?

02-05-2007, 04:22 PM	#3
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	Man...that's a pretty crappy thing to post. Especially after the D-Will tragedy.

02-05-2007, 04:23 PM	#4
Mountain Bronco Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,446	I don't know why anyone thinks this is funny. The sad part is that Chicago fans are nuts. Look what happend with the Bartman guy and the cubs.

02-05-2007, 04:24 PM	#5
KipCorrington25 Free Safety Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Centennial Posts: 3,050	Wow, the worst attempt at humor since those lame ass bang cartoons that people on here go ape **** for.

02-05-2007, 04:24 PM	#6
Conklin Outrant, Outlose, Out2nd Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kansas City, Misery Posts: 2,657	seriously, what the hell were you thinking? bob even has more class

02-05-2007, 04:29 PM	#7
FloridaResident Solid Starter New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 210 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	ban this filth!

02-05-2007, 04:32 PM	#9
bpc "Nemo Me Impune Lacessit" 1 sword keeps another in the sheath Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 12,567 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	This thread is crap and done in very bad taste. You would think of any BB for NFL teams that would be sensitive to this, it would be us. Stupid, stupid thread.

02-05-2007, 04:39 PM	#10
MadCity Just lurking about.... S M I L E ! ! ! ! ! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 271	1 - I thought posting fake news was a bannable offense? 2 - Seriously. Not. Funny.

02-05-2007, 05:00 PM	#12
ColoradoBuff Ring of Famer In Manning We Trust...... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where the buffalo roam.... Posts: 2,002 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brian Dawkins	classless at its finest!

02-05-2007, 05:21 PM	#14
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,167 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	You're a good man, bendog. This isn't one of your finer moments, but you're still a good man.

02-05-2007, 05:24 PM	#15
orinjkrush ... Prospects for the future... Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DistrictOfCorruption Posts: 4,913 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ben Garland	bad doggie. bad doggie. pee on the paper doggie. on the paper.

02-05-2007, 06:46 PM	#16
ZachKC For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 9,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eddie Kennison	This is fitting to the person who posted it. Not surprised.

02-05-2007, 07:30 PM	#17
El Guapo aka mav_7. who? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: VA (heart is in TX) Posts: 3,444	horrible taste.

02-05-2007, 08:57 PM	#18
B-Love Ring of Famer They're killin me Whitey, they're killin me!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 4,266	Alright everyone, it got moved. Give it a rest.