Khan Should Upload His Video to "YouTube" ... - The Orange Mane

BroncoBuff · 09-23-2006, 04:15 AM

Everybody's favorite guy Khan ("Kaylore") is apparently in film school, and according to a note he sent me, he's had some acting jobs, including in an informercial for "The VIDEO PROFESSOR"

You know, this guy:

"Buy My Product."

I think Khan played "Manic Tech-Challenged Guy #3" ... The Professor climbs up into the audience, and ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khan in Infomercial

"Hi, Professor!! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! (100 mph handshake) You know, when it comes to computers, I am all thumbs!! Hahahahaha Hahahaha! In fact, my 4-year old son knows computers even better than I do! Can you believe that?! (audience: awwww)

Can you help me?

Seriously - I wanna see his performance.

VOTE YES!

heydensmom · 09-23-2006, 08:48 AM

Yes Yes I heard this rumor...he most definately should!!!

Kaylore · 09-23-2006, 09:15 PM

Boooooooooooooo

DomCasual · 09-23-2006, 11:43 PM

Are you kidding me? OF COURSE HE SHOULD POST IT! Is the infomercial running on TV now? I love watching infomercials, man. I am going to look for it.

Wow! Khan a movie star. Who knew?

BroncoBuff · 09-24-2006, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Boooooooooooooo

Please, Khan .... I have so little joy in my life

.

heydensmom · 09-24-2006, 06:24 AM

Do it.....Do it....Kahn....you know someone else will find it and post it....

ludo21 · 09-24-2006, 08:31 AM

IF khan doesnt post it he will receive neg rep from all!!!!

Kaylore · 09-24-2006, 03:16 PM

I don't even "have" it. It's not like I have an AVI of it on my hard drive. It plays all the time after midnight on many-a-channel. Good luck.

heydensmom · 09-24-2006, 03:45 PM

Kahn.....you actually think I'm up that late. Hook a sista up!

Kaylore · 09-24-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heydensmom

Kahn.....you actually think I'm up that late. Hook a sista up!

Ok, um...Tivo

heydensmom · 09-24-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Ok, um...Tivo

LMAO if I tivo'd all the infomercials I'd run out of space in 2 hours.

BroncoBuff · 09-25-2006, 03:22 AM

On DirecTV, it just says

"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"

... how do I know which one is Video PROFESSOR?

ksBRONCOfan · 09-28-2006, 07:41 AM

Surely someone has to catch it...

So did you get the hook up from Video Professor? Does it really work?

BroncoBuff · 09-28-2006, 09:58 AM

Time is running out on this 7-Day poll, and still just 11 votes.

I fear Khan might believe himself unpopular, and he might even retreat further into his shell ...

.... so I just spammed 10 of his buds to vote .... (but, SHHHH! Don't tell him!)

heydensmom · 09-28-2006, 10:08 AM

He won't do it....

BroncoBuff · 09-28-2006, 10:29 AM

Kaylore in his younger days:

Just before his life turned REALLY sour:

And finally, shown here today, with his trusty manservant, Taco John:

!!

BroncoBuff · 09-28-2006, 10:37 AM

Is a Kaylore a type of spice?

Or perhaps its a small dog of some sort

Is it a weird sexual position?

Or perhaps its a TV show based on the life of Ceti Alpha V

Is it something you can find in the mall?

Or perhaps its a small country in Africa

Is it the name of a badly performing boy-band?

Or perhaps its a new brand of futuristic car

Is it a type of human?

Or perhaps its a piece of cheetos that sticks to your fingers

Kaylore · 09-28-2006, 11:26 AM

It is all these things.

BroncoBuff · 09-29-2006, 10:33 AM

Man, I likes me that Cheetos Chick ....

Kaylore · 10-01-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

Man, I likes me that Cheetos Chick ....

That's a girl?

ksBRONCOfan · 11-08-2006, 05:54 PM

I was down for 10 days and saw a lot of late night tv. I did happen to catch a Video Professor infomercial, but I didn't see Kaylore. I watched three times, but I always missed the first 5 minutes.

TDmvp · 05-19-2007, 01:35 AM

Ok Kaylore we need hints or something .... im sick of bumping into "video professor" 30min ad and sitting thru it just to try to figure out which is you lol ...

are you old lol young ... at least i hope i at least got the male part right ... cuz if you say no dude im a chick im going to be bummed cuz i watched that silly thing twice going ... nah that guy aint him ... nah not him ...
so come off some info lol

theAPAOps5 · 05-19-2007, 01:41 AM

Khan was Video Professor as big a dick as he is at the airport? The dude flies throught my airport all the time and he treats his pilots, they guys who fuel his plane, the guys who load his bags, and anybody around like they are lowly scum. Just curious how his interaction was with you?

View Poll Results: Should KHAN post the Video of his Performance with "Video Professor" on YouTube?
Of COURSE he should post it ... why didn't he do this months ago?!	15	83.33%
I guess I'd watch it ... if things are really slow in the Main Room.	0	0%
What?! I thought we left him on Ceti Alpha V with the rest of Botany Bay.	0	0%
This POLL is like the Kobayashi Maru scenario ... whichever answer I pick, the outcome will be bad	5	27.78%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 18. This poll is closed

09-25-2006, 03:22 AM	#12
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,440 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	On DirecTV, it just says "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" "Paid Programming" ... how do I know which one is Video PROFESSOR?

09-28-2006, 10:29 AM	#16
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,440 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	BroncoBuff's Khan User Note: Kaylore in his younger days: Just before his life turned REALLY sour: And finally, shown here today, with his trusty manservant, Taco John: !! !!

09-28-2006, 10:37 AM	#17
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,440 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Pezman's Kaylore User Note Is a Kaylore a type of spice? Or perhaps its a small dog of some sort Is it a weird sexual position? Or perhaps its a TV show based on the life of Ceti Alpha V Is it something you can find in the mall? Or perhaps its a small country in Africa Is it the name of a badly performing boy-band? Or perhaps its a new brand of futuristic car Is it a type of human? Or perhaps its a piece of cheetos that sticks to your fingers

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09-23-2006, 08:48 AM	#2
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	Yes Yes I heard this rumor...he most definately should!!!

09-23-2006, 09:15 PM	#3
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	Boooooooooooooo

09-23-2006, 11:43 PM	#4
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,173 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	Are you kidding me? OF COURSE HE SHOULD POST IT! Is the infomercial running on TV now? I love watching infomercials, man. I am going to look for it. Wow! Khan a movie star. Who knew?

09-24-2006, 06:24 AM	#6
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	Do it.....Do it....Kahn....you know someone else will find it and post it....

09-24-2006, 08:31 AM	#7
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,915 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	IF khan doesnt post it he will receive neg rep from all!!!!

09-24-2006, 03:16 PM	#8
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	I don't even "have" it. It's not like I have an AVI of it on my hard drive. It plays all the time after midnight on many-a-channel. Good luck.

09-24-2006, 03:45 PM	#9
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	Kahn.....you actually think I'm up that late. Hook a sista up!

09-28-2006, 07:41 AM	#13
ksBRONCOfan I love beer and Broncos! YUM-O! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: McPherson, KS Posts: 1,024 Adopt-a-Bronco: Pat Bowlen	Surely someone has to catch it... So did you get the hook up from Video Professor? Does it really work?

09-28-2006, 09:58 AM	#14
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,440 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Time is running out on this 7-Day poll, and still just 11 votes. I fear Khan might believe himself unpopular, and he might even retreat further into his shell ... .... so I just spammed 10 of his buds to vote .... (but, SHHHH! Don't tell him!)

09-28-2006, 10:08 AM	#15
heydensmom I'm Jack Bauer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,577	He won't do it....

09-28-2006, 11:26 AM	#18
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,074 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	It is all these things.

09-29-2006, 10:33 AM	#19
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,440 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Man, I likes me that Cheetos Chick ....

11-08-2006, 05:54 PM	#21
ksBRONCOfan I love beer and Broncos! YUM-O! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: McPherson, KS Posts: 1,024 Adopt-a-Bronco: Pat Bowlen	I was down for 10 days and saw a lot of late night tv. I did happen to catch a Video Professor infomercial, but I didn't see Kaylore. I watched three times, but I always missed the first 5 minutes.

05-19-2007, 01:35 AM	#22
TDmvp Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,054	Ok Kaylore we need hints or something .... im sick of bumping into "video professor" 30min ad and sitting thru it just to try to figure out which is you lol ... are you old lol young ... at least i hope i at least got the male part right ... cuz if you say no dude im a chick im going to be bummed cuz i watched that silly thing twice going ... nah that guy aint him ... nah not him ... so come off some info lol

05-19-2007, 01:41 AM	#23
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,058 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Khan was Video Professor as big a dick as he is at the airport? The dude flies throught my airport all the time and he treats his pilots, they guys who fuel his plane, the guys who load his bags, and anybody around like they are lowly scum. Just curious how his interaction was with you?