Is Jorge Bettermeier Bringing Down This Organization? - The Orange Mane

listopencil · 09-21-2006, 08:56 AM

When he got the job as Head Towel Boy back in July I thought he was going to do great things. He came well recommended from Telulah State Junior College. He was supposed to bring some innovations that would provide much needed relief to our vets. Anybody remember the biodegradable fabric softener he pioneered? Now our towels look dirtier than ever and he's nowhere to be found on game day. The FO really needs to stop screwing up our off seasons like this. I wish we could acquire some talent in between February and September because we were one game away from the Super Bowl last year and we need to get over that hump. Jorge Bettermeier-where have you gone, and where is that potential you flashed in camp?

Rohirrim · 09-21-2006, 09:04 AM

He's a bust. Waive him. There are thousands of better candidates crossing the border even as we speak.

listopencil · 09-21-2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

He's a bust. Waive him. There are thousands of better candidates crossing the border even as we speak.

I hate to say it but I have to agree.

listopencil · 09-21-2006, 09:13 AM

There is a breaking news story on ESPN News right now about Bettermeier. Some have questioned his legal residency. We could be in trouble here, guys. Here's a screen cap I took when the story went on the air. It's the DMV document he used when the Broncos hired him:

BMF Bronco · 09-21-2006, 09:14 AM

Listo, are you drunk?

listopencil · 09-21-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BMF Bronco

Listo, are you drunk?

Maybe.

Pezman · 09-21-2006, 09:19 AM

I'm totally offended by this statement Listo. Clearly the fools at home havent realized the full talent that Bettermeier has in the clutch. Give the kid a chance to shine before casting him out like so many towel chuckers before him.

I know in my heart that this kid's talent could have him as a starting towlie chucker in almost any club in the pro's. Maybe a year on the practice squad will give the kid the chance that he deserves!

listopencil · 09-21-2006, 09:21 AM

Maybe Jorge just needs some time to get his head staight. PUP list? I'd hate to put him on the PS. I think he'd get snatched up by Carolina in a heartbeat.

bendog · 09-21-2006, 09:23 AM

actually, one of the funnier posts of the day.

Rohirrim · 09-21-2006, 09:26 AM

"Towels! I don't got no towels! I don't have to show you no stinkin' towels!"

Smiling Assassin27 · 09-21-2006, 09:44 AM

Actually Pamela Krotchko (yes, that's her name), Manager of Denver Broncos Charities Fund, continues to show flashes of what made her so tough to guard in college as a Manager of the Delta Zeta Charity Fund at Nebraska State University at Kearney.

ludo21 · 09-21-2006, 10:24 AM

wanna get high?

-Slap- · 09-21-2006, 10:25 AM

Hah! Some mod got impatient with all the comedians and they ****canned everything.

09-21-2006, 08:56 AM	#1
listopencil [sarcasm]text[/sarcasm] BOOM! Winner. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The People's Republic Of California Posts: 8,580 Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO	Is Jorge Bettermeier Bringing Down This Organization? When he got the job as Head Towel Boy back in July I thought he was going to do great things. He came well recommended from Telulah State Junior College. He was supposed to bring some innovations that would provide much needed relief to our vets. Anybody remember the biodegradable fabric softener he pioneered? Now our towels look dirtier than ever and he's nowhere to be found on game day. The FO really needs to stop screwing up our off seasons like this. I wish we could acquire some talent in between February and September because we were one game away from the Super Bowl last year and we need to get over that hump. Jorge Bettermeier-where have you gone, and where is that potential you flashed in camp?

09-21-2006, 09:13 AM	#4
listopencil [sarcasm]text[/sarcasm] BOOM! Winner. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The People's Republic Of California Posts: 8,580 Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO	There is a breaking news story on ESPN News right now about Bettermeier. Some have questioned his legal residency. We could be in trouble here, guys. Here's a screen cap I took when the story went on the air. It's the DMV document he used when the Broncos hired him: Last edited by listopencil; 09-09-2007 at 03:09 AM..

09-21-2006, 09:19 AM	#7
Pezman Livin the dream Andy did you hear about this one? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Smoggy SoCal Posts: 9,833 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ Williams	I'm totally offended by this statement Listo. Clearly the fools at home havent realized the full talent that Bettermeier has in the clutch. Give the kid a chance to shine before casting him out like so many towel chuckers before him. I know in my heart that this kid's talent could have him as a starting towlie chucker in almost any club in the pro's. Maybe a year on the practice squad will give the kid the chance that he deserves! __________________ Sitting on a beach, earning 20%

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09-21-2006, 09:04 AM	#2
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,801	He's a bust. Waive him. There are thousands of better candidates crossing the border even as we speak.

09-21-2006, 09:14 AM	#5
BMF Bronco Offseason sucks... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 11,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: ME	Listo, are you drunk?

09-21-2006, 09:21 AM	#8
listopencil [sarcasm]text[/sarcasm] BOOM! Winner. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The People's Republic Of California Posts: 8,580 Adopt-a-Bronco: Broncos FO	Maybe Jorge just needs some time to get his head staight. PUP list? I'd hate to put him on the PS. I think he'd get snatched up by Carolina in a heartbeat.

09-21-2006, 09:23 AM	#9
bendog Marginally Continent David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 19,935 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bowens	actually, one of the funnier posts of the day.

09-21-2006, 09:26 AM	#10
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,801	"Towels! I don't got no towels! I don't have to show you no stinkin' towels!"

09-21-2006, 09:44 AM	#11
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,957 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Actually Pamela Krotchko (yes, that's her name), Manager of Denver Broncos Charities Fund, continues to show flashes of what made her so tough to guard in college as a Manager of the Delta Zeta Charity Fund at Nebraska State University at Kearney.

09-21-2006, 10:24 AM	#12
ludo21 RIP Darrent Williams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 17,898 Adopt-a-Bronco: Paul Ernster	wanna get high?

09-21-2006, 10:25 AM	#13
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	Hah! Some mod got impatient with all the comedians and they ****canned everything.