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Old 08-06-2006, 05:01 PM   #26
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Gay guys might have a competitive advantage at a jerk-off. They might be stimulated by the dude next to them wanking.


Ah, the voice of experience.
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:02 PM   #27
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Urgh, Boob is from my land?

Wait, its this an American "I'm Scottish" when it is actually 4 or 5 gens back?
God, I hope so.
Afraid not. He said he came over here when he was 11.
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:05 PM   #28
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Afraid not. He said he came over here when he was 11.

Scary, I was counting on Dagmar being right.
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:10 PM   #29
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Afraid not. He said he came over here when he was 11.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What is it with the chiefs and luring Scots Boob and one even plays for them!

Oh well, at least I didn't fall into the dark side.
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Old 08-06-2006, 05:12 PM   #30
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Old 08-06-2006, 06:49 PM   #31
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If alowed, I would attend the female masturbate-a-thon. Maybe as a judge or official. I could verify and count orgasms for the ladies. And I'd pack a lunch because I'd be there all damn day.
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:00 PM   #32
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People? How politically correct, although how would they know if a woman is faking it or not Same old story
Its pretty damn easy to tell when a woman is faking. The involuntary spasms of the inner thighs and, well, nether regions or lack thereof kinda gives the whole thing away. But go right on ahead and think we are all dumbasses that cant tell the difference. We dont care anyway.
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:15 PM   #33
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But go right on ahead and think we are all dumbasses that cant tell the difference. We dont care anyway.

Well some of you guys can't tell the difference and are real dumbasses.
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:35 PM   #34
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Its pretty damn easy to tell when a woman is faking. The involuntary spasms of the inner thighs and, well, nether regions or lack thereof kinda gives the whole thing away. But go right on ahead and think we are all dumbasses that cant tell the difference. We dont care anyway.

Sorry Alec, you can fake that. Don't you think if a woman has had an orgasm she knows what to fake. Obviously if we're faking it we don't care either.
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:24 PM   #35
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This thread is useless without pictures.
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:31 PM   #36
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This thread gets someone a 30 day ban with pictures.
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:10 PM   #37
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Sorry Alec, you can fake that. Don't you think if a woman has had an orgasm she knows what to fake. Obviously if we're faking it we don't care either.

Ahahahahahaa. That was great, gunns.
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:21 PM   #38
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Competitive masturbation would be hilarious to watch.
Thats just wrong.
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