something women should never do to their men - The Orange Mane

dragondawg · 06-08-2006, 05:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSI1Amxd4sA

BroncoBuff · 06-08-2006, 06:13 PM

Swedish Extrovert · 06-08-2006, 06:15 PM

If I'm lucky, the girl I end up with will never fart in my prescence

NOLA Bronco · 06-08-2006, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MightySmurf

If I'm lucky, the girl I end up with will never fart in my prescence

Good luck. But I don't think it is possible.

Swedish Extrovert · 06-08-2006, 07:10 PM

oh it is... I might have to give up football... but it is.

Bob's your Information Minister · 06-08-2006, 07:11 PM

He should have bent her over and given her ass something to fart about.

-Slap- · 06-08-2006, 07:14 PM

Knob has to pay women to do that to him.

Swedish Extrovert · 06-08-2006, 07:18 PM

Well Im gonna get a colonic when I get out of the Navy as part of my de-nav-ication. That way my farts wont stink.

dragondawg · 06-08-2006, 07:21 PM

haha the ending was funny and unexpected, just when you think they's ve made and boom!

manchambo · 06-08-2006, 10:19 PM

So the other day I was talking to the wife about how there is a fetish, and a corresponding website, for everything imaginable. I said I bet there was a site for a farting fetish, got on google and entered "farting fetish." Damn if I didn't some up with something. So my question is, did that video of a hot girl farting on her man turn anyone on? Anyone?

Rausch · 06-08-2006, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MightySmurf

Well Im gonna get a colonic when I get out of the Navy as part of my de-nav-ication.

Archie · 06-08-2006, 10:26 PM

classic.... I don't know but it seems like if this was a story about "husbands" it would be "typical husband" vs.... anything special.

I know my wife has threatened to kick me out of bed due to the big F word... usually after a night of Guinness...

Rausch · 06-08-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie

I know my wife has threatened to kick me out of bed due to the big F word... usually after a night of Guinness...

Foreplay?...

Taco John · 06-08-2006, 11:13 PM

Flaccid?

AboveAverage · 06-08-2006, 11:30 PM

I'm still under the assumption that girls do not fart. Even when the word comes out of their mouth, I simply get disgusted. I think this will be a reason I might not ever be able to marry a woman and face the facts.

Dr. Broncenstein · 06-08-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MightySmurf

If I'm lucky, I end up with a girl... as part of my de-nav-ication

Fixed it for you....

crazyhorse · 06-09-2006, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AboveAverage

I'm still under the assumption that girls do not fart. Even when the word comes out of their mouth, I simply get disgusted. I think this will be a reason I might not ever be able to marry a woman and face the facts.

I dont remember if it was this board, or the Planet. But there was someone who posted some facts they had read in a book called 1001 gross facts, or something of the like. Anyway, one of the facts were that women fart 3 times more than men.

So......it's not the dog fellas.

OrangeShadow · 06-09-2006, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by crazyhorse

So......it's not the dog fellas.

watermock · 06-09-2006, 05:50 AM

No wonder they are allways going to "powder their nose".

Arkansas Bronco · 06-09-2006, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by crazyhorse

I dont remember if it was this board, or the Planet. But there was someone who posted some facts they had read in a book called 1001 gross facts, or something of the like. Anyway, one of the facts were that women fart 3 times more than men.

So......it's not the dog fellas.

BroncoBen · 06-09-2006, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AboveAverage

I'm still under the assumption that girls do not fart.

Girls don't fart.. and Girls don't poop.. it's true.. I've seen the t-shirts.

Archie · 06-09-2006, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Foreplay?...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John

Flaccid?

Flatulent

NOLA Bronco · 06-09-2006, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Archie

Flatulent

That should be allowed, as long as you don't "dutch oven" her.

55CrushEm · 06-09-2006, 08:15 AM

Anyone have any idea why the metacafe clips won't run on my computer?

watermock · 06-09-2006, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

Anyone have any idea why the metacafe clips won't run on my computer?

I think upper right of the site under download. I don't know what media they use.

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Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,933 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	If I'm lucky, the girl I end up with will never fart in my prescence

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Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,933 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	oh it is... I might have to give up football... but it is.

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Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,915 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	He should have bent her over and given her ass something to fart about.

06-08-2006, 07:14 PM	#7
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	Knob has to pay women to do that to him.

06-08-2006, 07:18 PM	#8
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,933 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	Well Im gonna get a colonic when I get out of the Navy as part of my de-nav-ication. That way my farts wont stink.

06-08-2006, 07:21 PM	#9
dragondawg All Pro Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,009	haha the ending was funny and unexpected, just when you think they's ve made and boom!

06-08-2006, 10:19 PM	#10
manchambo Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,213	So the other day I was talking to the wife about how there is a fetish, and a corresponding website, for everything imaginable. I said I bet there was a site for a farting fetish, got on google and entered "farting fetish." Damn if I didn't some up with something. So my question is, did that video of a hot girl farting on her man turn anyone on? Anyone?

06-08-2006, 10:26 PM	#12
Archie R Gang Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Longmont, CO Posts: 1,151 Adopt-a-Bronco: Keith Bishop	classic.... I don't know but it seems like if this was a story about "husbands" it would be "typical husband" vs.... anything special. I know my wife has threatened to kick me out of bed due to the big F word... usually after a night of Guinness...

06-08-2006, 11:13 PM	#14
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,697 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	Flaccid?

06-08-2006, 11:30 PM	#15
AboveAverage Master Baiter Eh? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 1,476	I'm still under the assumption that girls do not fart. Even when the word comes out of their mouth, I simply get disgusted. I think this will be a reason I might not ever be able to marry a woman and face the facts.

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watermock "Hoodie Jr" "Hug me!" Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah Posts: 77,090	No wonder they are allways going to "powder their nose".

06-09-2006, 08:15 AM	#24
55CrushEm Wolverine or Superman? Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: North of Boston, MA Posts: 5,590 Adopt-a-Bronco: "Squid"Quan	Anyone have any idea why the metacafe clips won't run on my computer?