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Old 05-11-2010, 12:29 PM   #1
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Default Strip club wants to welcome LeBron James to NY

When negotiating a free-agent contract, it's common practice to seek a no-trade clause, performance incentives and bonuses for a championship. In the case of LeBron James, another fringe benefit is being extended if he opts to go to the New York Knicks next season.

Scores, a "gentleman's club" in Manhattan that is hyped often by Howard Stern, is offering the following if LeBron joins Spike Lee's favorite team: A lifetime pass to receive free lap dances; a dedicated "LeBron James Day" where each girl will wear his jersey when stepping onto stage; a lifetime pass for complimentary dinners.

We expect to hear a counteroffer from one of Cleveland's flesh-oriented clubs shortly. And this certainly beats those lame bets made between mayors of competing cities.
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Old 05-11-2010, 12:49 PM   #2
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I want this offer for Tebow.
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Old 05-11-2010, 12:54 PM   #3
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Good thing he plays basketball because, somewhere, right now, Roger Goodell is writing up a rider to the next CBA that will cause something like this to count against the local NFL team's salary cap.
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:06 PM   #4
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They'll make 100x back what he uses anyway.
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Old 05-11-2010, 01:10 PM   #5
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I bet his GirlFriend/Wife is thrilled.
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