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Old 01-08-2009, 09:15 PM   #1
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they shut me down , put me out of service cause my front oversize sign was was 1 inch to short ....... I just holy **** , dont call SWAT I surrender , he asked are you getting Cute with me , I said , well it is a damn good thing no one died over my sign being to small , He said well you got 5 other violations also , I said get to writing then .he said excuse me , I said dont make me repeat myself , you heard me ..... He said I will call the Highway Patrol , I said you can call who ever in the hell you want , I said listen bub , just 50 short feet down the road I am legal ,you are being chicken **** , this is all about money , so get to writing your tickets and leave me alone ......... he only wrote me 1 ticket for 97.00 ...... after that , I said you know this is pretty chickn **** of you and this state , I walked out the door ........ I am still stuck here at the port until morning now ........
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:33 PM   #2
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sorry you are stuck there Spider. Maybe you can find something to hit, ahem do.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:37 PM   #3
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sorry you are stuck there Spider. Maybe you can find something to hit, ahem do.
Not in this ****ing state .......I swear yo ugive some people a badge , and it goes right to their head , If he didnt have that badge , and talked to me like that ........ he would be on a soup diet for the next 6 weeks ........
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they shut me down , put me out of service cause my front oversize sign was was 1 inch to short ....... I just holy **** , dont call SWAT I surrender , he asked are you getting Cute with me , I said , well it is a damn good thing no one died over my sign being to small , He said well you got 5 other violations also , I said get to writing then .he said excuse me , I said dont make me repeat myself , you heard me ..... He said I will call the Highway Patrol , I said you can call who ever in the hell you want , I said listen bub , just 50 short feet down the road I am legal ,you are being chicken **** , this is all about money , so get to writing your tickets and leave me alone ......... he only wrote me 1 ticket for 97.00 ...... after that , I said you know this is pretty chickn **** of you and this state , I walked out the door ........ I am still stuck here at the port until morning now ........
Dude you got a lot of controversy in your life. Is it like this for most long haulers?
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Dude you got a lot of controversy in your life. Is it like this for most long haulers?
I expect Spider's mad people skills sometimes encourage this situation.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:43 PM   #6
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I expect Spider's mad people skills sometimes encourage this situation.
well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......
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well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......
well if you kiss his ass, that's one way to hit it so to speak.
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well if you kiss his ass, that's one way to hit it so to speak.
If this azzhole was starving to death , I would walk across the street , buy me one of them foot long Subs and eat every crum in front of him and never offer him a bite. and if you knew me in person , you would know how strong of a statement that is , I give Bums and Homeless people money ........
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well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......
I gotta admit that is one BS ticket though. You can tell him I said so.
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Old 01-08-2009, 09:51 PM   #10
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I gotta admit that is one BS ticket though. You can tell him I said so.
Yeah and just on the other side of the river in Washington state , I was completely legal , I went through a level 2 inspection on the state line of Washington and Idaho , got a clean bill of health , joked with the trooper for a few minutes , and left .....
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well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......
I hope you're just blowing off steam there, cause there are serious downsides to this stuff ... you're a long way from home, remember.

Easy for me to say, I know, but a $97 ticket and shutting down one night sounds fairly minor in the big picture.
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I hope you're just blowing off steam there, cause there are serious downsides to this stuff ... you're a long way from home, remember.

Easy for me to say, I know, but a $97 ticket and shutting down one night sounds fairly minor in the big picture.
naw , this is more then blowing off steam 22 years of this **** , I am damn near my breaking point ......... 22 years ...... I got one over on DOT man though ..and home is where ever I hang my hat
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Dude you got a lot of controversy in your life. Is it like this for most long haulers?
Some times it is worse ........ A buddy of mine was pulled over outside of Grants New Mexico , after that encounter he carries a web cam and records everything , the New Mexico trooper threatened to draw down on him ..........
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Some times it is worse ........ A buddy of mine was pulled over outside of Grants New Mexico , after that encounter he carries a web cam and records everything , the New Mexico trooper threatened to draw down on him ..........
I really am sorry about it Spider, but hopefully you will find something to take your mind off of the event. I
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Spider, are you going to be okay? You know I am just trying to tease you back to your normal jovial self yes?
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Spider, are you going to be okay? You know I am just trying to tease you back to your normal jovial self yes?
I know , and i am trying to put this behind me , I have argued and fought with troopers and DOT guys before ,And will again , but this prick and his smugness just pissed me right off .......
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Man that's a drag. Anything to do other than pound out messages to the mane?
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Nothing .i am siting in a parking lot
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Sorry buddy, you want me to throat punch him? For you, I would do it.
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Sorry buddy, you want me to throat punch him? For you, I would do it.
Naw , thanks anyway , what I should do is walk in show him a picture of my kids and say hey azzhole , they said thank you for taking food out of their mouths .......
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Naw , thanks anyway , what I should do is walk in show him a picture of my kids and say hey azzhole , they said thank you for taking food out of their mouths .......
Yeah, I'd probably pass on that one.
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Yeah, I'd probably pass on that one.
yeah me too. I just don't see going up and calling the guy an azzhole as being an effective technique.
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.. chalk one one up for the spider .......... I still got the ticket , but I called out the Highway Patrol , officer shows up me , him , and Mr Azzhole have a pow wow , the patrol man cant tear the ticket up cause it is in the computer , but mr Azzhole had no right to put me out of service ........ So I got to leave , I went right across the street and still pointing and laughing at him ........ take that Biatch
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.. chalk one one up for the spider .......... I still got the ticket , but I called out the Highway Patrol , officer shows up me , him , and Mr Azzhole have a pow wow , the patrol man cant tear the ticket up cause it is in the computer , but mr Azzhole had no right to put me out of service ........ So I got to leave , I went right across the street and still pointing and laughing at him ........ take that Biatch
Nice save! Sometimes the good guy gets a break. You too, Spider

Did the guy look anything like SteveTensi13?
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