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Old 05-04-2007, 01:03 AM   #1
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Couple of mine

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The Warriors have not seen a motivated Mavs team. I'm not worried by them at all. I've seen enough Nellieball to know that it will not beat a team like Dallas in the playoffs.
2. Posted in last years finals with mavs up 2-0.
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I wonder if the mavs should get the brooms out for this one as Miami isn't nearly anywhere in the league of Dallas.
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Im expecting between 67-69 wins. A record of that significance (good for top 10 in NBA history...better than the showtime Lakers) will pretty much guarantee an MVP for Nowitzki. Even the doubters cant frown on Dirk if he places himself next to Jordan among the all-time greats
.-They will be the FIRST to lose to 8 seed with 7 games and FIRST with that many wins to not win it all.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:07 AM   #2
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don't have a quote but this is an awesome thread...I'm sure he will be pissed.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:09 AM   #3
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Ah yes. The time has come. No introduction even needed, really:

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The NBA is fraught with "soft" players.

Just to name a few...Vince Carter (possibly the biggest waste of natural talent in NBA history), Shawn Marion, Tim Thomas, Steve Francis, Tracy McGrady, Jamaal Magliore, Baron Davis, among others...those are just some of the big names....
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The real Mavericks are going to roll out onto the floor starting this Sunday. The playoff Mavs that clinically took apart the Western Conference last season are better than they were last year.

They chose the Warriors.

Dallas will win in 4 games.
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Shakin' in my tennies, there bub.

The Golden State Warriors scare the crap out of me.

This is the same team (but better) that beat San Antonio on their own floor in game 7 last season. They arent afraid of jack, son. You can roll whoever you want out there.
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The Warriors have not seen a motivated Mavs team. I'm not worried by them at all. I've seen enough Nellieball to know that it will not beat a team like Dallas in the playoffs.
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The Warriors are like the home team for the And-1 mixtape tour. They only show up to play sometimes, and it's always when the big tour comes to town so that they can show off on national TV.

Baron Davis is a waste. He could have been Magic Johnson, but instead chose to be Hot Sauce. That's cool too, but give your fans what they pay for Baron.

Andris Biedrins is a really interesting player. His wingspan is immense, he plays defense, he's a smart player, he has soft hands, and has a versatile offensive skill set.

Monte Ellis is a freak. If he ever finds a desire to dominate in the league, he'll have no problem doing it.

This game has been fun to watch. Nellie took total advantage of Nash and out-Nellied the new Nellies.
And last but not least, the one that really takes the cake, and ties this whole thing together:

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It matters very little whether or not anyone takes me "seriously." There are very few people on this site that have any sense about them regarding basketball anyhow. Consider me an information minister. Whether or not you like what I say is irrelevant.
And for the record, none of the above quotes even begin to include the "NBA Jersey Conspiracy" of last season, nor all of the defending that went on about how Dirk never choked in last year's Finals.

I think the tagline "Chasing Jordan" referred to either MJ's short baseball career, or his couple years with the Wizards.

So thank you, Mad Yak, for bringing a ton of much needed humor to this place.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:15 AM   #4
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D. Nowitzki 38 2-13 0-6 4-4 2 10 2 3 1 0 2 8


Simply Jordanesque.
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F llama for posting DWade in a wheelchair! F him!
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:27 AM   #6
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F llama for posting DWade in a wheelchair! F him!
Dont think I saw that (I dont want to.) Was it a made up picture? Not sure I get it.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:31 AM   #7
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Dont think I saw that (I dont want to.) Was it a made up picture? Not sure I get it.
Got serverely hurt his shoulder months back and had to be taken off the corut via a wheelchair. Its not made up.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:22 AM   #8
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What is truly disappointing about all of this is the disappearing job Llama did when things went south.

That's bandwagon, no doubt. He talked all that **** and disappeared when things got tough.
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What is truly disappointing about all of this is the disappearing job Llama did when things went south.

That's bandwagon, no doubt. He talked all that **** and disappeared when things got tough.
Nobody is surprised. The guy was mocking Dwayne Wade when he was injured. Look at him now and he's nowhere to be seen. He's not a real fan. He's an extreme bandwagon fan if I have ever seen one.
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:14 AM   #10
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What is truly disappointing about all of this is the disappearing job Llama did when things went south.

That's bandwagon, no doubt. He talked all that **** and disappeared when things got tough.

Amen. No one is better at disappearing after talking so much junk. At least Jen, RVJ, and a couple of others show up to take their doses. But lama is nowhere to be found.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:27 AM   #11
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He's too busy returning his Mavs stuff, and buying back all his Bulls stuff.

Funny how things work out sometimes.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:28 AM   #12
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He's too busy returning his Mavs stuff, and buying back all his Bulls stuff.

Funny how things work out sometimes.
How true!! That's hilarious.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:29 AM   #13
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That MVP ceremony next week is going to be off the hook!

But seriously, I actually feel bad for Dirk.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:30 AM   #14
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You realize by opening this thread that you invoke the comparison between the classic Maverick fan and the classic Bronco's fan. They are so much alike, unachieved mastery.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:30 AM   #15
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The only question remains http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=55927

Still don't know why the mods moved this thread. By Llama we won't see your spineless a$$ for awhile. Infact we haven't heard NBA from you in weeks.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:36 AM   #16
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Angryllama, my heart goes out to you. Now you know what it feels to be a Nuggets, or Lakers fan. GOLDEN STATE IS THE JACKSONVILLE OF 2007, WHOEVER THE MAVERICKS PLAY WILL BE THE PACKERS OF 2008.

But what an incredible game, Dirk gave up just like Kobe gave up agains the Suns last year. I was really looking forward to a Suns-Mavericks series. Last years Sun's Maverick series was one of the best series ever.
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:35 AM   #17
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Angryllama, my heart goes out to you. Now you know what it feels to be a Nuggets, or Lakers fan. GOLDEN STATE IS THE JACKSONVILLE OF 2007, WHOEVER THE MAVERICKS PLAY WILL BE THE PACKERS OF 2008.

But what an incredible game, Dirk gave up just like Kobe gave up agains the Suns last year. I was really looking forward to a Suns-Mavericks series. Last years Sun's Maverick series was one of the best series ever.
Oh come on...

Thats not even close to a fair comparisson I watched both series and its just, i can't believe you would even make that comparison. I saw Kobe hit three or four consecutive threes on numerous occasions to get the lakers back in, and towards by the seventh game they were already down by 30 when he stopped shooting.

Dirk had 4 points in the first half last night, I cringed watching him... nah i can't lie, I loved every moment of it.
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"Dirk has no heart. He fell victim to the Tin Man syndrome."

-Stephen A. Smith, seconds ago on ESPN
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"Dirk has no heart. He fell victim to the Tin Man syndrome."

-Stephen A. Smith, seconds ago on ESPN
His new nickname.
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Advice to Mr. Llama...

It's a bunch of overgrown men playing a game. A GAME. I can guarantee the sun is going to come up tomorrow - even in Dallas.

Remind yourself you watch a game on TV and have no influence or control over any bounce of the ball.

You don't need to get a life. Enjoy the one you have whether the Mavs win or lose it really doesn't mean much in the universe.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:42 AM   #21
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Punk of the year award goes to llama.

So where is our basketball "information minister"? I guess he wasn't as smart as he thought he was.

It is unbelievible to read some of the crap he posted. Baron Davis and Golden State are And 1 players? Talk about an insult. And talk about being way off base.

Seeing that llama hasn't showed up since Game 1, he should just stay gone.
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Look, Dallas squeaked out a 25 point win with a buzzer beater.
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Avery Johnson sounds like he just finished crying in his post game interview. This is getting wild.
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Avery Johnson sounds like he just finished crying in his post game interview. This is getting wild.
I wonder what the consequences of this will be for Johnson and if Cuban is gonna blow the roster up.
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I wonder what the consequences of this will be for Johnson and if Cuban is gonna blow the roster up.
He should blow the roster up. There's a lot of overpaid garbage on the Mavericks. There's no reason to keep this expensive team in tact.
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