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Old 09-02-2005, 12:58 PM   #1
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# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:00 PM   #2
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Same thing for charger fan
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:03 PM   #3
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And Raider fans
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:04 PM   #4
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10 chief fans rules
1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:32 PM   #5
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classic stuff spidey!!
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Old 10-07-2005, 08:54 AM   #6
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10 chief fans rules
1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions
No hold on a minut ther pard, I resemble them there remarks!
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:17 PM   #7
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# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:20 PM   #8
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A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.
More like "Man you still have your teeth."
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Old 04-16-2006, 07:11 AM   #9
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More like "Man you still have your teeth."
Hey, I been to KC; ONE tooth does count, more than one they call you Farrah Fawcett mouth
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:49 PM   #10
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A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.
Solid additions.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:20 PM   #11
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How about adding "Superbowl XL Champions, Kansas City Chiefs" to the list
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:27 PM   #12
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You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:31 PM   #13
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You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:54 PM   #14
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You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my tooth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.
Fixed that one for ya
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:58 PM   #15
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Ummmm Ya? you got any Toothpaste .....
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:35 PM   #16
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The tires on my truck are too big

Who's Richard Petty?

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Old 09-02-2005, 02:10 PM   #17
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"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:12 PM   #18
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"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"
To go along with "Dude, she's only 11 years old."
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:41 PM   #19
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:06 AM   #20
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"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"
Nothin says lovin like f***in your cousin!!!


Here's something you'll never here in Narrowhead. "We won, we're going to the SuperBowl!!!"
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:12 PM   #21
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How about "Nice tackle Jr. (Savaii)"
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:51 PM   #22
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# I like to get a really good lather going in the shower.
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:56 PM   #23
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I find that Ranch Dressing doesn't go with my usual dinner
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:58 PM   #24
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We dont have Portfolios , but we do have a Kick ass Franklin mint Plate collection ....
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Old 09-02-2005, 02:59 PM   #25
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We dont have Portfolios , but we do have a Kick ass Franklin mint Plate collection ....


Not only a retirement plan but it doubles as fine china incase the President comes for dinner
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