T-Wolves' Olowokandi Stun-Gunned by Police - The Orange Mane

-Slap- · 11-26-2004, 10:07 AM

Another NBA idiot in the news, this time its former #1 pick mega-bust Michael Olowokandi acting a fool in some nightclub. I imagine a suspension is in order. Not sure how Minnesota will replace his dominating 5.3 PPG and 5.2 RPG. Maybe they could simply position a coatrack just outside the key in the low post and slide it over when someone drives the lane.

I love the bemused expression his face: "I'm the Kandi Man and I've got $17 million in the bank."

Thanks to the NHL lockout, the NBA will have the attention of sports world all to themselves after football season is over. Way to behave just like the lowlife street trash your critics always say you are.

Thank God pitchers and catchers report a couple weeks after the Super Bowl.

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11-26-2004, 10:07 AM	#1
-Slap- Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 31,895	T-Wolves' Olowokandi Stun-Gunned by Police Another NBA idiot in the news, this time its former #1 pick mega-bust Michael Olowokandi acting a fool in some nightclub. I imagine a suspension is in order. Not sure how Minnesota will replace his dominating 5.3 PPG and 5.2 RPG. Maybe they could simply position a coatrack just outside the key in the low post and slide it over when someone drives the lane. I love the bemused expression his face: "I'm the Kandi Man and I've got $17 million in the bank." Thanks to the NHL lockout, the NBA will have the attention of sports world all to themselves after football season is over. Way to behave just like the lowlife street trash your critics always say you are. Thank God pitchers and catchers report a couple weeks after the Super Bowl.