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Old 01-17-2014, 09:05 AM   #1
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Julian Edelman is the best receiver in the NFL. The Broncos don't have one receiver that can match up to him in anyway. Welkah is a Benedict Ahnahld.
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TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
I read this and then punched myself in the face.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:18 AM   #6
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Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.
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Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.
What? My unlcce Matty kick a bheer bottle chlear crhoss Newbury Street hes the best kicka evah
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Old 01-17-2014, 10:13 AM   #8
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Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:25 AM   #9
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TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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Old 01-19-2014, 10:53 AM   #10
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TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:17 PM   #11
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This loss is all on Welkah! That Fakkah took out talib on purpose! Manning got lucky! Wes Welkah's a Bennidict Ahnahld!
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This loss is all on Welkah! That Fakkah took out talib on purpose! Manning got lucky! Wes Welkah's a Bennidict Ahnahld!

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McDaniels has moah rings den Elwah!

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Old 01-17-2014, 09:17 AM   #17
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Had a fackin lahckdown yesterday and missed my fackin yahd tahm. Though ahd spend mah 5 minutes of computah tahm today and say TAHM FACKIN BRADY!

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Old 01-17-2014, 09:18 AM   #18
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Geez! Go and ruin this site for me!

This is why I never, ever go to a Pats site. I like to discuss things, not join a circle jerk.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:41 AM   #20
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This is why I never, ever go to a Pats site. I like to discuss things, not join a circle jerk.
Then why post in here?
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:26 AM   #21
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I gotta go to Bahstahn Mahket!
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:25 AM   #23
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Dan Koppen is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Marquise Cole is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Benedict Ahnahld is a Benedict Ahnahld.
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Aaron Hernandez is innocent!
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