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Old 12-19-2013, 11:56 AM   #1
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Default Okay... which one of you is this? (OT)

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Old 12-19-2013, 12:03 PM   #2
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Old 12-19-2013, 12:11 PM   #3
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. Now it's back on topic.
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Old 12-19-2013, 12:17 PM   #4
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I wonder if she left him that Fiat too.
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Old 12-19-2013, 12:27 PM   #5
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$10,000 on A Wedding Dress... are people retarded or something?
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Old 12-19-2013, 12:40 PM   #6
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$10,000 on A Wedding Dress... are people retarded or something?
Yes. They get married, for example.
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Old 12-19-2013, 12:44 PM   #7
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Yes. They get married, for example.
Marriage is a good idea if you're gonna have kids, though. Just my opinion.
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Old 12-19-2013, 12:48 PM   #8
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if you're gonna though. Just my opinion.
have kids,
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:38 PM   #9
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Yes. They get married, for example.
Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:48 PM   #10
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Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.
That's what whores are for.

Duh.
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Old 12-19-2013, 03:22 PM   #11
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Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.
I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
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in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !
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Old 12-19-2013, 03:26 PM   #12
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I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
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in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !

so you married a dude....BFD
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Old 12-19-2013, 03:35 PM   #13
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I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !
No wonder your so bitter.

I would be worried about getting cut if I were you, the minute you can't run a 40 your life partner can go out and find another significant other.
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I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !
I don't share the hate for you that is seems almost everyone on this forum does. But your above statement, is that something to really brag about?
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:01 PM   #15
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I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !
My wife and eloped, but to be honest, marriage to me means something... It's kind of a binding that cements your commitment...

But yes, friends of ours have spent 50,000 or more on weddings and are either divorced or soon to be... Seems silly to me, but to each their own..
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:37 PM   #16
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I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
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in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !
Hopefully she never complains about her dinner or God help her.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:39 PM   #17
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Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.
Yeah, well I imagine abstinence will make you do crazy shiat.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:42 PM   #18
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How's that different from being married?
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Old 12-20-2013, 12:50 AM   #19
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I would kill to be single again. You know, someone like that shrew wife of mine.
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LMAO....someone started doing this a few years ago.

FYI, is it just me or did this guy marry a moo cow? that dress is huge!



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Old 12-19-2013, 03:27 PM   #21
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Old 12-19-2013, 03:49 PM   #22
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Pretty sure that's hotrod.
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Old 12-19-2013, 04:40 PM   #23
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Thanks for posting this. My best friend's wife is moving out of thier house and rubbing the fact that she's already dating other dudes in his face. Hopefully this'll bring a needed smile to his face.
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Old 12-19-2013, 04:55 PM   #24
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He should take her dress and put it on her porch with a big shyt on it
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:35 AM   #25
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answer: marry her.
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