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Old 07-03-2013, 08:08 PM   #1
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:16 PM   #2
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Don't take a piss and then try to wash your hands if the attendant isn't there. The one time I did the attendant took all the hand towels out when he left. I walked back to the table trying to air dry my hands and some stripper was at the table shaking everyone's hand. I tried to tell her my hands were wet but she insisted on shaking anyway only to look at me like I goo'ed or pissed on them.

She wasn't that hot and I was leaving anyway.
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:22 PM   #3
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Don't be looking at facebook when a stripper looks at you. I was at LaBohoeme in Denver not long ago and this happened to me. To be honest, I didn't really care. She made it seem like I was a jerk, but it's kind of her job to captivate me. She had herself to blame.
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:24 PM   #4
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I'd also like to address a misunderstood "do". It's perfectly OK to ask about their wine listing as you walk into the club and declare that you ask because you like a good Malbec. Been there, done that. LaBohoeme.
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:23 PM   #5
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Has anyone ever had a new stripper, get so sweaty that when she went to spin on the pole she slipped off into the crowd?
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:48 PM   #6
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Has anyone ever had a new stripper, get so sweaty that when she went to spin on the pole she slipped off into the crowd?
Bacon bacon Grease? Just wondering....
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Old 07-04-2013, 12:15 PM   #7
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Bacon bacon Grease? Just wondering....
She fell on my friend and he wouldn't even touch her to help her up. He was like, you know the rules b****. She was pissed.
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Don't jizz in a light colored trouser.

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Wear Umbro shorts as your underwear.
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:46 AM   #9
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Under sweatpants ...
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Old 07-04-2013, 04:24 AM   #10
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Only go where touching is allowed.

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Old 07-04-2013, 07:37 AM   #11
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I went to a strip club in DC, and they had that no touching rule. Okay, so what was I paying for? I couldn't have spent more than $13. No door charge (only good thing about that place), bought one drink, and tipped a dancer a couple buck out of pity when she approached me.
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I went to a strip club in DC, and they had that no touching rule. Okay, so what was I paying for? I couldn't have spent more than $13. No door charge (only good thing about that place), bought one drink, and tipped a dancer a couple buck out of pity when she approached me.
They don't allow lap dances in DC. That's why I never go there. Only option is MD, since VA ones are terrible. Haven't gone to MD yet, but will one day.
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Old 07-04-2013, 08:26 AM   #13
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I went to a strip club in DC, and they had that no touching rule. Okay, so what was I paying for? I couldn't have spent more than $13. No door charge (only good thing about that place), bought one drink, and tipped a dancer a couple buck out of pity when she approached me.
If you want to **** at the strip club go to Synn in the city of industry. Pay 150 bucks and get a real private blowjob errrrrr I mean dance.
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:25 PM   #15
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No hostage dances... Not even on a birthday or bachelor party.
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No hostage dances... Not even on a birthday or bachelor party.
Saw a guy get his pelvis crushed by a train of strippers Monday night. Also saw a guy toss quarters at a dancers ass. He got beat down.
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Saw a guy get his pelvis crushed by a train of strippers Monday night. Also saw a guy toss quarters at a dancers ass. He got beat down.
I'm too poor to make it rain on ho's.... I make it hail on b****es.
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No hostage dances... Not even on a birthday or bachelor party.
Yup. I wish I still had my picture of what happened to me. It was my bachelor party. Of course got invited up on stage. They stripped me down to my boxers. Put me in a chair sitting backwards and tied my hand to the back of the chair. Of course there were like 2 hot babes with big boobies just stuffing them in my face keeping me occupied. Felt some of them touching my back but couldn't see them. When all was done I left the stage with "boys poke me here (with arrow point downward)" written in lipstick on my back. I tried to put my shirt on but each time a girl came over and stuff boobies in my face and wouldn't let me. Then they eventually just took my shirt up on stage and left it there the whole night. I walked around (to bathroom, to bar) for several hours without my shirt with that on my back and always kept wondering why when people looked at me they all had that odd grin on their face or even laughed. The next morning when I saw a picture of my back, I knew I was the sucker that entire evening.
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Straighten out your junk before you get the lap dance.
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Straighten out your junk before you get the lap dance.
I guess don't wear loose fitting clothing either. Very too obvious likey.
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