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Old 06-05-2013, 07:00 PM   #1
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I'm meeting this chick tonight for some beers. I'm a 41 yo virgin so I'm nervous. Do I shave my legs?
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:01 PM   #2
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This. And 40 weight ball bearings
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:08 PM   #4
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make sure to bring a roofie.....slip it to yourself and go for it.
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:13 PM   #5
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:19 PM   #6
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If she performes a blumpkin, she's a keeper.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:53 PM   #7
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If she performes a blumpkin, she's a keeper.
I had to look that one up. Does that mean you think more of me, or less of me?

Also, if she does do the blumpkin, you could never marry her, so there's that. Might as well give it a shot.
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:21 PM   #8
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If she mentions Myrtle Beach, GTFO.
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:29 PM   #9
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If she mentions Myrtle Beach, GTFO.
Sage advice from the Mane....as usual.
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:37 PM   #10
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Well I'm off, thanks for the advice.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:21 PM   #11
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If she mentions Myrtle Beach, GTFO.
If she mentions a Richard Gear Special runaway fast.
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:27 PM   #12
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I'm meeting this chick tonight for some beers. I'm a 41 yo virgin so I'm nervous. Do I shave my legs?
Cancel the date, go get a hooker and get some experience... If you get lucky with this chick and you turn out to be a two pump chump, not only will she ridicule for being such a chumpstain it will shatter your self confidence for ever....

And shaving your legs is gay- that gets for hest and arms as well..
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:42 PM   #13
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That was fast
Let's hope for his sake that is not what she said
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If you date her, have sex, and then don't like her, don't post about her in detail on this board. Bob can give you more details on why that's a bad idea...
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:28 PM   #16
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If you date her, have sex, and then don't like her, don't post about her in detail on this board. Bob can give you more details on why that's a bad idea...
Lol! That's a top 10 thread.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:21 PM   #19
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I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:24 PM   #20
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Is she still capable of saying no?
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:24 PM   #21
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I can see now that this thread has the potential to be legendary.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:26 PM   #22
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I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?
I'd probably wait until you leave the restaurant unless you're a real freak....but if you're a 41 year old virgin it will only work if she follows you in the bathroom and takes you against your will, tells you to stay golden, and calls you pony boy like in the movie Step Brothers.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:05 PM   #24
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If she pukes on you pass on the sex Andy did
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:32 PM   #25
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This thread has all the validity of Penthouse Forum.

So lets get some whoares!
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