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Old 01-23-2013, 03:37 PM   #1
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MacGruder furiously follows and attacks anything non-Tebow related across many message boards.

Tebow is known as a distraction because of the fanaticism of his fans.

...but what if MacGruder is the only one, and he's just THAT annoying and omnipresent that he's completely torpedoed Tim's career. I'd say from the evidence he's presented on the Orangemane, that this possibility is extremely likely.

And if that's the case, is MacGruder an evil genius undermining Tim with every post? Surely being this "next-level" annoying and ignorant is intentional... there's no other explanation. But that brings us to a NEW question... who would possibly have the motive to do this to such a charismatic and genuinely kind man?

After reflecting on this, I arrived at two possible conclusions:

1. MacGruder is TGN

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2. MacGruder is a Filipino that was forever scarred in an unfortunate circumcision accident and must seize revenge on behalf of his missing penis

I will now reply cryptically to any questions or skepticism you may have with "All truth goes through three phases", "Stay tuned...", and several other vague remarks.
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:47 PM   #2
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MacGruder furiously follows and attacks anything non-Tebow related across many message boards.

Tebow is known as a distraction because of the fanaticism of his fans.

...but what if MacGruder is the only one, and he's just THAT annoying and omnipresent that he's completely torpedoed Tim's career. I'd say from the evidence he's presented on the Orangemane, that this possibility is extremely likely.

And if that's the case, is MacGruder an evil genius undermining Tim with every post? Surely being this "next-level" annoying and ignorant is intentional... there's no other explanation. But that brings us to a NEW question... who would possibly have the motive to do this to such a charismatic and genuinely kind man?

After reflecting on this, I arrived at two possible conclusions:

1. MacGruder is TGN

and

2. MacGruder is a Filipino that was forever scarred in an unfortunate circumcision accident and must seize revenge on behalf of his missing penis

I will now reply cryptically to any questions or skepticism you may have with "All truth goes through three phases", "Stay tuned...", and several other vague remarks.
I think you are missing 2 very plausible possibilities:

A: Macgruder is Tim Tebow - We all know Tebow did his best work in Denver during the period when people were jumping on the bandwagon, it all began to fall apart once Macgruder had to post too much across multiple boards about conspiracies and defending Tim, what if the reason Tebow began to decline and the reason he has practiced so poorly in New York is that he spends all his time on message boards?

B: Macgruder is not an individual but rather a group of proxy Floridians operating out of a base hidden somewhere in the Appalachians, trying to ensure that a long lost prophecy by the pastor Elmo Hildebrandt prophesizing the return of Christ in the form of a professional QB of great virtue and success will be fullfilled.
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This from the guy who never has a straight answer for anything...

Anytime you regurgitate his asinine remarks he says "I didn't say that"

Like when he said Peyton Manning was a great athlete...

I didn't say that I said he was "underrated"

lol

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This from the guy who never has a straight answer for anything...

Anytime you regurgitate his asinine remarks he says "I didn't say that"

Like when he said Peyton Manning was a great athlete...

I didn't say that I said he was "underrated"

lol

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All truth goes through three phases...
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All truth goes through three phases...
I respond to your comments.. you just mock anything that is outside of your narrow little box.. which is why your team is out of the playoffs and you are wasting year after year on a Qb who has no future.

Elway's job is secure though.. that's all that matters..
 
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I respond to your comments.. you just mock anything that is outside of your narrow little box.. which is why your team is out of the playoffs and you are wasting year after year on a Qb who has no future.

Elway's job is secure though.. that's all that matters..
Your quarterback is most likely out of the league dude. You're going to have to replace his poster with your old Jonathan Taylor Thomas shots.
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Your quarterback is most likely out of the league dude. You're going to have to replace his poster with your old Jonathan Taylor Thomas shots.
And the Broncos will be in full rebuild mode and won't realize how bad Elway is for another 7 years... and you will have to start all over again and likely get another dead beat who follows conventional wisdom and loses to guys like Belichick who take chances...
 
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I respond to your comments.. you just mock anything that is outside of your narrow little box.. which is why your team is out of the playoffs and you are wasting year after year on a Qb who has no future.

Elway's job is secure though.. that's all that matters..
You're projecting
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"Dat ass" is projecting.

That's what it means to be a real fan...
 
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As for the conspiracy.... I think it's incredible everyone ignores the reality of the situation...

The entire sports media should be pointing out that Tebow outplayed Manning in a playoff game.. yet it's completely ignored...

Even here it's completely ignored... it's unbelievable..

Do people even watch the games with their eyes open?
 
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As for the conspiracy.... I think it's incredible everyone ignores the reality of the situation...

The entire sports media should be pointing out that Tebow outran Manning in a playoff game.. yet it's completely ignored...

Even here it's completely ignored... it's unbelievable..

Do people even watch the games with their eyes open?
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As for the conspiracy.... I think it's incredible everyone ignores the reality of the situation...

The entire sports media should be pointing out that Tebow outplayed Manning in a playoff game.. yet it's completely ignored...

Even here it's completely ignored... it's unbelievable..

Do people even watch the games with their eyes open?

There's zero to compare. If Manning played the entire game against what was, essentially, a cover zero, the broncos would have won about 159-3
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As for the conspiracy.... I think it's incredible everyone ignores the reality of the situation...

The entire sports media should be pointing out that Tebow outplayed Manning in a playoff game.. yet it's completely ignored...

Even here it's completely ignored... it's unbelievable..

Do people even watch the games with their eyes open?
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As for the conspiracy.... I think it's incredible everyone ignores the reality of the situation...

The entire sports media should be pointing out that Tebow outplayed Manning in a playoff game.. yet it's completely ignored...

Even here it's completely ignored... it's unbelievable..

Do people even watch the games with their eyes open?
Pretty funny the divisional round tebow had was terrible.
 
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Of course he can't... because he has zero athleticism... regardless of what The Rev will tell you.. lol

He HAS to dink and dunk because the line is so bad and if he gets hit he might be paralyzed...

What kind of lunatic has 4 neck operations misses a year and chooses to play behind the Broncos line?

He had to have been fooled by seeing Tebow's athleticism make the line look so good.

No one else in Denver saw this? Now there's your conspiracy.. how the F did no on else but me get this? It's unbelievable. TRULY unbelievable.
 
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No one else in Denver saw this? Now there's your conspiracy.. how the F did no on else but me get this? It's unbelievable. TRULY unbelievable.
TRULY crumbebieberaburr?

We went 13-3 and got the #1 seed in the playoffs.
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We went 13-3 and got the #1 seed in the playoffs.
Do you not realize that there are regular season offenses that aren't successful in the post season?

When teams are in the middle of a season they don't prepare in the same way they do for a playoff game... and that is why Peyton's style falls apart in the post season. It is fool's gold.

Guys in playoff games are giving their absolute all.. The ceiling on Peyton's all is not high... and that is why he looked so out of place in the post season. And ALL the weaknesses of the Broncos that existed when Tebow was QB resurfaced... they were always there.
 
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Do you not realize that there are regular season offenses that aren't successful in the post season?

When teams are in the middle of a season they don't prepare in the same way they do for a playoff game... and that is why Peyton's style falls apart in the post season. It is fool's gold.

Guys in playoff games are giving their absolute all.. The ceiling on Peyton's all is not high... and that is why he looked so out of place in the post season. And ALL the weaknesses of the Broncos that existed when Tebow was QB resurfaced... they were always there.
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Yeah.. I'm the insane one.. the LOCK for a superbowl was knocked out in their first playoff game but I am the nut.. lol
 
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Of course he can't... because he has zero athleticism... regardless of what The Rev will tell you.. lol

He HAS to dink and dunk because the line is so bad and if he gets hit he might be paralyzed...

What kind of lunatic has 4 neck operations misses a year and chooses to play behind the Broncos line?

He had to have been fooled by seeing Tebow's athleticism make the line look so good.

No one else in Denver saw this? Now there's your conspiracy.. how the F did no on else but me get this? It's unbelievable. TRULY unbelievable.
MacGruder, all of your answers are in the bolded statement. You honestly think that everyone in the Media, the Broncos AND the Jets franchises are all blind and you are the only one that is enlightened by the truth?

You're a ****in' wacko bro...
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