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Old 01-19-2013, 06:43 AM   #1
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...and what tangible effect it has on a professional football team?
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:55 AM   #2
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...is this a serious question when the Jets 2012 season came to a close a couple weeks ago?
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:45 AM   #3
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...is this a serious question when the Jets 2012 season came to a close a couple weeks ago?
So the Jets lack of talent at various positions isn't what did it?
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:26 AM   #4
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So the Jets lack of talent at various positions isn't what did it?
It had a lot to do with the lack of talent at the QB position.

Also, Penis.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:08 AM   #5
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It had a lot to do with the lack of talent at the QB position.

Also, Penis.
Speaking of penis could you imagine the **** storm, should Tebow and Teo start dating? TeboneingTeo...
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:13 AM   #6
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Speaking of penis could you imagine the **** storm, should Tebow and Teo start dating? TeboneingTeo...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. That would be the most amazing thing this planet has ever seen... it would be non-stop Tebow and Teo.

I'm not sure if I cringe or hope for it for the hilarity.
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Old 01-19-2013, 11:12 AM   #7
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Speaking of penis could you imagine the **** storm, should Tebow and Teo start dating? TeboneingTeo...
Sounds like the receipe for a new hit TV comedy series, or police drama...
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Old 01-20-2013, 05:33 PM   #8
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It had a lot to do with the lack of talent at the QB position.

Also, Penis.
HUH! Are Mormons allowed to say that word?
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:58 AM   #9
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you mean going out and raping instead learning the playbook?


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Old 01-19-2013, 07:13 AM   #10
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:01 AM   #11
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Distraction finally gets you to the superbowl
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:51 PM   #12
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Distraction finally gets you to the superbowl
and subsequently tears the team apart.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:24 AM   #13
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:27 AM   #14
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:30 AM   #15
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She looks distracted, and in turn I'm distracted by her distractedness. Also, something about a pole vaulter. Penis.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:51 AM   #17
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Old 01-19-2013, 11:20 AM   #18
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Tebow is mine teo! Step off b****.
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Old 01-19-2013, 11:26 AM   #19
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:04 AM   #20
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...and what tangible effect it has on a professional football team?
If you win, it is the adversity that inspired and brought you together.

If you lose, it caused the fracture in the locker room that destroyed the team.

So... none, outside of PR.
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:08 AM   #21
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paging Eugene Robinson to customer service please..
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:08 AM   #22
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In other areas its called the yoko Ono effect cuz b****es be ****in it up instead of makin sammiches like they supposed to.
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:12 AM   #23
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this is a joke right, you are not trying to justify the epic choke from the broncos?
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