If you could be a Broncos player for a day, who would you be and why? - The Orange Mane

Requiem · 12-13-2012, 01:26 PM

gr8 thread idea

Kaylore · 12-13-2012, 01:43 PM

I would be John Elway so I could watch the Broncos, draft or sign players, tell everyone what to do and then go home and nail a Raiders Cheerleader.

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 01:44 PM

Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

Kaylore · 12-13-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

ghwk · 12-13-2012, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

And yet I have to give it Rep becuase he beat me to it.

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

Kaylore · 12-13-2012, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

sirhcyennek81 · 12-13-2012, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

Its not gay if its with Peyton's tackle?

ColoradoDarin · 12-13-2012, 01:45 PM

Options:

1) Whoever is the highest paid.

2) Whoever is banging the hottest woman/women.

3) Combination of 1 & 2 (your choice of tradeoff between amount of money and hotness of the women)

Br0nc0Buster · 12-13-2012, 01:52 PM

Von Miller bangs porn stars

Was this question really necessary?

Rabb · 12-13-2012, 02:00 PM

Matt Prater, duh

GoHAM · 12-13-2012, 02:03 PM

I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

TheReverend · 12-13-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHAM

I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

ColoradoDarin · 12-13-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

I'm pretty certain Pat Bowlen has a ****ton of viagra/cialis.

I'm sure this thread gets Orangemane back media credentials next camp!

gyldenlove · 12-13-2012, 02:11 PM

This is difficult, I would want to be Chris Kuper to talk to Kupesdad and mess with Khan by fake drunk-calling him. I would want to be DJ Williams to tell socal he is awesome and make his day. I would want to be Wesley Woodyard just to feel how it is to be a better man in every aspect of life. I would want to be Eric Decker to see just how many chicks a white guy can bang in Colorado. I would want to be Champ Bailey to feel what it is like to be superhuman.

Smiling Assassin27 · 12-13-2012, 02:50 PM

Eric Decker.

The chicks come to you, not the other way around.

orange crusher · 12-13-2012, 04:30 PM

Peyton Manning, but it has to be on payday.....be set for life with one game check.

cutthemdown · 12-13-2012, 04:44 PM

i was like who started this lame thread, but now that i see who it makes sense. After all this is coming from the lil fella who uses coaches as a position in his fantasy league. Whats your next great idea? 5 points for whatever team wins the toss?

Cleo McDowell · 12-13-2012, 10:00 PM

extralife · 12-13-2012, 10:15 PM

thread is in dire need of that halloween picture of mitch unrein and his girl

broncs2bowl · 12-13-2012, 10:19 PM

Eric Decker....write myself a decent check.

have sex with 10 girls at once

Houshyamama · 12-14-2012, 10:11 AM

I'd be Joel Dreessen, so I could legally change his first name to Ranch.

**** you, I think I'm funny.

dictionary · 12-14-2012, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Houshyamama

I'd be Joel Dreessen, so I could legally change his first name to Ranch.

**** you, I think I'm funny.

That was a drunken realization while dipping Papa John's into ranch sauce whilst watching a game, wasn't it?

Houshyamama · 12-14-2012, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dictionary

That was a drunken realization while dipping Papa John's into ranch sauce whilst watching a game, wasn't it?

Maybe.

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Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	I would be John Elway so I could watch the Broncos, draft or sign players, tell everyone what to do and then go home and nail a Raiders Cheerleader.

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TheReverend www.PatrickTurley.org ^ buy this... twice Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 32,990 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Shanahan	Peyton. $$$$ I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong. I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

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ColoradoDarin Ring of Famer AFCW Champs! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5,524 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon's Shoe	Options: 1) Whoever is the highest paid. 2) Whoever is banging the hottest woman/women. 3) Combination of 1 & 2 (your choice of tradeoff between amount of money and hotness of the women)

12-13-2012, 01:52 PM	#11
Br0nc0Buster 2012 AFC West Champs stiff arming through the playoffs Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 4,432	Von Miller bangs porn stars Was this question really necessary?

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Rabb Zombie Slayer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,258 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Matt Prater, duh

12-13-2012, 02:03 PM	#13
GoHAM Ring of Famer The Defense is Back! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: County 5 Posts: 1,177 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mitch Unrein	I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

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gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,026 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	This is difficult, I would want to be Chris Kuper to talk to Kupesdad and mess with Khan by fake drunk-calling him. I would want to be DJ Williams to tell socal he is awesome and make his day. I would want to be Wesley Woodyard just to feel how it is to be a better man in every aspect of life. I would want to be Eric Decker to see just how many chicks a white guy can bang in Colorado. I would want to be Champ Bailey to feel what it is like to be superhuman.

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Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 10,974 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Eric Decker. The chicks come to you, not the other way around.

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orange crusher Predominately Orange Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rapid City, SD Posts: 2,563	Peyton Manning, but it has to be on payday.....be set for life with one game check.

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cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,460	i was like who started this lame thread, but now that i see who it makes sense. After all this is coming from the lil fella who uses coaches as a position in his fantasy league. Whats your next great idea? 5 points for whatever team wins the toss?

12-13-2012, 10:15 PM	#21
extralife Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,897	thread is in dire need of that halloween picture of mitch unrein and his girl

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broncs2bowl Ring of Famer ^Club of Death^ Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,184 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ Williams	Eric Decker....write myself a decent check. have sex with 10 girls at once

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Houshyamama I Make The Weather Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,855 Adopt-a-Bronco: Brock Osweiler	I'd be Joel Dreessen, so I could legally change his first name to Ranch. **** you, I think I'm funny.