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Old 11-19-2012, 07:34 PM   #1
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I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy guitar every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.

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Old 11-19-2012, 07:36 PM   #2
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:55 PM   #3
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Old 11-19-2012, 08:54 PM   #4
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Yeah. Was it supposed to be clever?

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Old 11-19-2012, 08:48 PM   #8
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I used to know a chick just like her. Thought she was all that because she was one of the first ones to download 'words with friends'. Total pain in the ass. And a prude.
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I used to know a chick just like her. Thought she was all that because she was one of the first ones to download 'words with friends'. Total pain in the ass. And a prude.
So she was below your standards and she still wouldn't **** you.. is that what you're saying?
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:03 PM   #10
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So she was below your standards and she still wouldn't **** you.. is that what you're saying?
Standards? She was good, man. Would lull you to sleep then BAM! Triple word score.
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I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy guitar every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.
Yeah they did this for the nerd guy too. No one I know understands these commercials.

Even when ads suck, as 99% of them do, they get the messaging right. Who are they targeting? People that want to see themselves as nerds that want friends? No one does, even nerds.
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Yeah they did this for the nerd guy too. No one I know understands these commercials.

Even when ads suck, as 99% of them do, they get the messaging right. Who are they targeting? People that want to see themselves as nerds that want friends? No one does, even nerds.
It's like they're supposed to be learning about football so now they can talk about it competently with their friends during the week...except they only have time to watch it on their phone? Or something? I think it's supposed to just advertise that you get a full NFL experience on your phone, not sure what the "nerds become big NFL fans, have unfortunate run in with NFL star in final scene" angle is all about though.
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It's a vast improvement over the mom/daughter combo blubbering over subtitles. And cat people gross me out.
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Yeah, this is kind of more of what I was expecting by your thread title. You probably should have said cat lady instead.
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