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Old 04-04-2012, 07:13 AM   #1
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That's right. The KC Chiefs suck. Your QB is garbage. Your "Mastermind" GM is a paranoid legend in his own mind who tries to teach people literally using pieces of garbage as props. Your coach is a fat, incomprehensible jabba-the-hutt of football without the savvy or killer instinct.

I have never seen, on TV or otherwise, the Chiefs win be competitive in a playoff game. I didn't watch the game from 93.

In conclusion, the Chiefs suck.

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Old 04-04-2012, 07:15 AM   #2
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Old 04-04-2012, 07:54 AM   #3
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lmao that pretty much sums up everything
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Old 04-04-2012, 08:02 AM   #5
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chiefs suck so bad there aren't even any fans to defend them.

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Old 04-04-2012, 08:19 AM   #6
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Actually suck worse than that Jack and Jill movie.
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Then explain this:

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Old 04-04-2012, 11:05 AM   #9
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Then explain this:

Their fans like to hang out on meth alley.
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Then explain this:

Spread a layer of sand in pan. Spray on a couple layers of ScottGaurd. Let dry. Put the dried sand in your hand and dunk in water. It's a pretty standard grade school science experiment.

Now this stuff is legit. Although, I hear the coatings last a very short period of time.
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And your new unis look like ****.


It's as if Nike took one look at those unis and said, "Chiefs suck! Let's not even waste time on this ****."
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And your new unis look like ****.


It's as if Nike took one look at those unis and said, "Chiefs suck! Let's not even waste time on this ****."
You can just see someone at Nike took one look at the Chiefs and thought, is there anyway we can make these guys pretending to be indians wearing red and yellow look more gay? well I think we can all say - mission accomplished.
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Old 04-04-2012, 11:38 AM   #19
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I guess not winning a playoff game sine 1994 and realizing what a clown-shoe of an organization they are chef fans at chefplanet are finally doing the right thing.


Hey, organizing a mass suicide for Chiefs fans
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=252476



So who is your 2nd favorite NFL team?
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Did they ever go through with the mass suicide? Is that why the economy is getting better?
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I hate that they have all their players in pseudo-turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks?



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Here are some fun facts:

Going back to 1976, the Denver Broncos have had an equal number of Superbowl appearances as losing seasons (6). Over that same time span, The Kansas City Chiefs has had more losing seasons (18) than playoff appearances (11).

Since the Kansas City Chiefs last playoff win, every single AFC West team other than Kansas City has been to at least one Super Bowl, one of which won it twice.




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• Broncos Last Playoff Win • 2012
• Chargers Last Playoff Win • 2008
• Raiders Last Playoff Win • 2002
• Chiefs Last Playoff Win • 1993




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Longest running playoff victory droughts.

Cincinnati Bengals 1990 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 21
Detroit Lions 1991 NFC Divisional Playoffs* 20
Kansas City Chiefs 1993 AFC Divisional Playoffs 18
Cleveland Browns 1994 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 17**
Buffalo Bills 1995 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 16
Miami Dolphins 2000 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 11

**The Browns didn't exist for several years.

When you consider the Bengals had a good team in the 80's even appearing in a Superbowl, It basically means the sorriest franchises are the Chiefs and the Lions.
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