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Old 12-03-2016, 04:29 PM   #13
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Ingredients:

2 oz of weed
10 oz of vanilla
1 tsp of Seimian
2 tbs of rat feces
15 lbs of flour

Instructions:

1) Bend over, and shi* in a medium sized bowl
2) Stir said sh*t for about 40 mins - until it becomes liquified
3) Put the weed in the bowl
4) Stir some more
5) Throw the other ingredients on your bed
6) Call the police
7) Lay on the bed with your bowl, still stirring
8) Wait for the police to arrive and then
9) When they arrive, spread wide and say "I am ready"

Serve hot, with a cilantro garnish
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