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Old 01-08-2004, 03:50 AM   #29
"Hoodie Jr"
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"Hug me!"

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
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I refuse to accept contributions to my personal bank account regarding my infinite wisdom. The expedition of time and energy to send back the millions of dollars and respond to my worship makes this unfortunate, but essential.

Mr. Shanahan has allready begun bowing to specific wishes, including but not exclusive of the executive washroom (because he kinda smells bad and I like to just defecate wherever it seems nice and clean). No graven images will be allowed but legal tender will be accepted. Basically, this means you can not send in slaughtered snakeskins of my relatives as some sort of sick bounty.

Proceeds originally intended to worship me should be forwarded to

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