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Old 01-18-2008, 12:18 PM   #2410
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Some good smack that might be relevant in this thread. Courtesy Bronco Bob:

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.

How do you tell if the stage is level?
Drool comes out of both corners of the drummer's mouth.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

Why is it good that drummers have one more brain cell than a horse?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
Shoot one.

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

What do drummers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
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