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Old 03-29-2002, 11:46 AM   #113
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Re: Neck Pony Nation!!!

and one more

In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered:

 General Education:
   GE101:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
   GE102:  Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
   GE103:  How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
   GE104:  How to Parallel Park
   GE105:  Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
   GE106:  Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
   GE107:  Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera

 Home Economics:
   HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely
   HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
   HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
   HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
   HE102:  How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How
         to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
   HE103:  Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How
         Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")

 Interpersonal Relationships:
   IR101:  How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
   IR102:  Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy
         Watching Roller Derby
   IR103:  Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
   IR104:  Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
   IR105:  Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your
         Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
   IR106:  Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
         (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
         is REALLY For!")

 Sex Education:
   SE101a: How to Say "Yes"
   SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
   SE102:  Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
   SE103:  Who Belongs on Top and Why
   SE104:  Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
   SE105:  Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month"
         (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm")
   SE106:  Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)

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