Originally Posted by -Slap-
So Kobe doesn't have three Championships, compared to the Mavericks franchise who is zero for their existence when it comes to Championship hardware?
First, I refuse to call him "Kobe" and will instead go with "Unsavory Character."
Next, I will recall the great Shaq who carried that team to victory like a great center should. And when I evoke that name, the Unsavory Character disappears into a puff of smoke as he flies off on his broom.