06-27-2005, 02:54 PM
Ring of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Bigfork, MT
Originally Posted by AlecRaenos
VICTORIA'S SECRET PURCHASE:
Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer
item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his
and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked - he will never
know the difference. Then I can return it tomorrow and keep the $500
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a seductive pose.
The husband exclaims, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday
Hadn't read that one before.