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Old 06-20-2005, 07:48 PM   #203
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
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Hey, women don't suck - it's just that gender politics can get real dicey if you play the wrong game.

LABF's rule #1: If you truly enjoy 'relations' with the 'fairer sex,' then steer clear of the marriage trap and other forms of monogamous entrapment.

Most of my married friends have discovered, much too late and much to their eternal consternation, that, once the knot is tied, (and once 50% of their assets belong to her) they might as well be articles of household furniture as far as their spouses are concerned.

The exception? Those guys whose income/net worth is considerably greater than that of their spouse or who are the sole providers for the family. Then it's a totally different tune.

The women in upmarket Hollywood represent, arguably, the top of the desirable female food chain.

It's pretty much a given here that sex is currency and that desirable women are commodities for sale to the highest bidder. If you're still not convinced that Darwin was right about all that "natural selection" stuff, then a visit to L.A. and a leisurely stroll down Rodeo Drive will straighten you out real quick...

...which brings us to LABF's rule #2:

If you want to enjoy as much sex with beautiful women as possible and not have to look back on your life with regret, then don't give away 50% of the gross for the same thing you can get in the back of the L.A. Weekly for three hundred bucks.

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