Rule #1 Dont try to kill the ball. It's not your enemy. Be the ball. Nanananana.....Let the club do the work for you.
Rule #2 Keep your damn head down thru the swing. You have to hit the ball before you can track it into the rough.
Rule #3 The 4 BYOBs: This means beer, booze, broad(s), and lots of balls.
Rule #4 Insist on 1 Mulligan each 9 holes. Or 2. Why beat yourself up.