Nobody mentioned the purple Gremlin that Black Hole on the old dpo board drove.
My Dad did some biz with a renault dealership back in the 70s, and he took his commissions in trade. He didn't get his money's worth no matter how cheap it was. Had this green thing that fell apart so they "made him a deal" on a lesser model. Worst stick shift I ever felt.
Mrs Dog's volvo 240D circa 1982 was a close second.
My Ford stock is dying.