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Old 03-24-2005, 11:22 AM   #550
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And now the round you’ve all been eagerly awaiting.

ROUND 5

The super-dooper double deluxe elimination round where you can rid yourself of yet TWO MORE scheming opponents.



And not only that, but a special surprise! Someone gets to go to our Island Hospital this round …



Where they will be treated by our own lovely NURSE ENEMA for serious gunshot wounds!

Isn’t that great?

HERE ARE THE RULES.

All votes are due by 9:00 PM, Mountain Time, Friday.

In this round, each contestant gets a double-barreled BOOMSTICK!



Each contestant has two votes!

You may cast only one vote IF YOU HAVE NOT PREVIOUSLY ABSTAINED OR MISSED A VOTE.

Otherwise YOU MUST USE BOTH VOTES.

ANYONE WHO MISSES THE ENTIRE ROUND IS AUTOMATICALLY ELIMINATED.

So VOTE EARLY if there is any chance you’ll miss your chance later on.

Are we clear so far?

Good.

You may cast your votes against separate targets, or you may pick out one guy and give him BOTH BARRELS!

It just can’t get any simpler than that? Right?

SHOOTING YOURSELF COUNTS AS ONE ABSTENTION AND SHOOTING YOURSELF TWICE IS RIGHT OUT.

The top-two vote-getters are off the island and will become the 5th and 6th members of the Ghostly Chorus.

Whoever finishes THIRD will survive and be sent for the weekend to recuperate with NURSE ENEMA.



Here she is again, just in case you forgot.

The guy in the Hospital will be granted a temporary absence from the upcoming ROUND SIX.

He will be completely immune to being voted against BY ANYONE and ANYTHING in Round 6.

He will not be able to cast any vote in ROUND SIX, but who cares.

He will return with full privileges to vote and to be voted against in ROUND SEVEN.

So this is basically a free pass to ROUND 7.

And believe me, if there is any round you want to miss, it is Round Six.

So start P-Ming in those ROUND FIVE votes right away!*


*Please include your entire vote in a single PM, because my mailbox is getting crowded. And pleas caption your PM … “Shotgun Vote” or “Round 5 vote” or something like that. Thank you very much.
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