Originally Posted by PatsWin2002
And then there's the time my friend from work (a woman in her 50's) left her license at work by mistake. She called to make sure we'd hang onto it for her. I scanned it and photoshopped it to make her 65 (changed the address too). Then I took it to a bakery that can put the image on a sheet cake. The next day I threw her a phony retirement party in my department. She's such a good sport.
Everybody kept saying, "I didn't know you were that old!" To which she replied, "I'm not! That a$$hole made me 65!"
I crack myself up.
Bit like the time a female colleague had her 30th birthday, the date falls around the same time as Wimbledon over here (tennis) and a certain publication always has topless models holding rackets etc. So I used a photo and put her head on the model's body put it on a huge banner with the title 30 love!! Other fella's around the office have never looked at her the same since.