1) OU-----I live here, have to listen to the crap they spew all day. Only group of fans I can think of that make a coach (Switzer) out to be a God despite the fact he put them on probation. Then, while on probation, and not able to recruit properly, Gibbs was fired after going 7-4. Good call. Oh yeah, and they play boomer sooner 800 f***ing times a quarter. What? We got 3 yards on first down...strike up the band! What? Our fourth string long snapper just took a sip of gatorade...Strike up the band!
2) Baylor-----f*** you Baylor. You show up for 1 game out of 100 and beat CU. Conf***ingrats on that. Everyone knows you're only in the Big 12 because of Ann Richards. Contribute something mother f***ers! How much money have your brought the Big 12 you golden f***ing bears...and another thing. How many f***ing golden bears has anyone ever seen in f***ing Waco Texas?
3) Texass------They'd be ranked higher if Baylor wouldn't have won against CU a couple years ago. I really don't even hate them. I really just pity them. 6th street rocks though.
4) Nebraska------I know, I'm suppose to hate them, but really I can't. Too much respect for what they have accomplished over the years. Plus, for the amount of geriatrics in the stands, the place does get rockin'.
5) KSJC------This is also more of a hatred towards the fans. As someone else mentioned, the old KState made Baylor look like the freakin Patriots. Years and years and years and years of completely sucking hind tit have been forgotten over a couple top 10 years mixed up with some mediocre years. I had a cousin that played OT for KSJC years ago, too bad he only got to experience 5 wins in 4 years.
6) Misery------5th down b****es! Hey everyone, whats the number 1 chant that MU players and fans hear the most from rival fans? "Over-rated"
7) Kansas-------Honestly, if Mangino wasn't so fat, no one would really notice them at all.
8) Iowa State------We should kick them and Baylor out of the Big 12 and rename ourselves the Big 10. Hell the Big 10 can take Iowa State and rename themselves the Big 12. It's only natural.
9) Texas Tech-------Lubbock f***ing sucks! Other than that, they are fine and dandy. I pity them. A College campus in a dry county. WTF is that about?
10) TAMU---------Best College song ever! One of the best places to see a game. Too bad I can't stand the color Maroon.
11) Okie State---------I went there until they asked me not to come back. Gallagher Iba is one of the best places to catch a Basketball game. Truly awesome experience. Football team sucked for years, bought a couple players in the 80's got better. Les Miles leaves, and expect OSU to fall again. Gundy f***ing sucks!
12) Colorado---------Honestly, they should be higher on the list. It's my team and all that jazz, but the admin can I'm into gay sex. I'm looking for a partner. Interested?.
The 2004 Neck Pony Nation / Orangemane Fantasy Football Champion
Sideburn's Evil Head Brigade (14-1)