1. Nebraska - Tom Osbourne kiss my fanny, and well I hate Callahan.
2. OU- Ex wife is from Oklahoma. Ex father in law stole 15K from me and he is a huge OU fan
3. OSU- Ex wife is from Oklahoma. Ex mother in law used to abuse my kids, and she is a huge OSU fan.
4. Colorado- Hollywood Barnett can plant a big smooch on my posterior. If they fired the butt nugget, CU would be #12 on this list.
5- 8. Texas, TT, A&M, and Baylor- I don't like anything about or from Texas. I think it has something to do with W, my shrink and I are working on it.
9. Missouri - They're still whining about the phantom 5th down.
10. KSU - Program that has had some success, but think they are bigger than they are.
11. KU - They have been sooo bad, for sooo long, that they take a back seat to KSU in KS.
12. ISU - I don't know, they are like the Cubs, been losers for so long that you gotta love 'em.