I have an idea. I'm gonna talk to Mac Donald's to see if I can start a Cow Shoot. After all Mac Donald's pays someone to kill each and every one of the millions of cows it grinds up every year so why not charge a fee for the "joy" of blowing out the brains of your next Big Mac. It could be offered as stress reduction therapy to America's angry men. Hell we could start in grammar school. I can see it now, "Kill your cow become a man only $743.85 plus you get 100 free Big Macs with "I killed this " branded on the patty.
Even Payton could get in on the act. "Shoot that cow, shoot that cow"