I sure hope Fox isn't carrying the game this year. Terry Bradshaw did an impromptu duet with McCartney the last time he did the Big Bowl. I don't think I've fully recovered from that.
How did Mary J. Bilge get a lifetime pass to perform at the Super Bowl? Who does she know? Every year her talentless ass is singing again. At least last year they shoved her off to the pregame show. She's done more Super Bowls than "Up With People".
Favorite halftime performance? It has to be the one where Stevie Wonder decided to DANCE on stairs during his musical act. Every ambulance chaser across America instantly got a woody watching that feat. Fortunately, ol' Stevland didn't slip.