Martians are not very tasty. They are extremely hard to shell, not unlike something from "Alien", and not particuliarly fond of being fished out the Martian desert.
Imagine a lobster with incredible acidic venom and what tastes like a rubber tire.
They also get really pissed off if you fish one out of a volcanic vent. The hive is prone to go postal on yo ass.
Last edited by watermock; 09-24-2004 at 05:39 PM..