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Old 12-21-2013, 08:47 AM   #41
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What I find funny is how the conservatives are so adamant about the race of their bearded hero, yet are somehow oblivious and not suspicious of a guy who lives in a secluded area spending 99% of his time hanging out with a bunch of little guys who prance around in tights, and who has lists of what every little boy or girl in the world has done.

Sorry to burst your bubble, rightards, but white or not, Santa is a pedophile, and likely homosexual, or at least bi. His marriage to Mrs. Claus is likely a sham, or at the very least an open one. She has to get jealous of those elves.

But hey, I don't believe there's anything wrong with that.
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