The U.S. leads the world in total crimes, and it's not even close...
The U.S. also has the largest prison population:
Not surprisingly, we're also #1 in obesity...
...and divorce rate:
Feel free to search for other fun stats:
About the source:
NationMaster, a massive central data source and a handy way to graphically compare nations. NationMaster is a vast compilation of data from such sources as the CIA World Factbook, UN, and OECD.
Anticipated response from ditto monkeys:
"Why do you hate 'murica, LABF?"