Wow. Some really good questions.
And some opinions/observations:
1. There is nothing wrong with genital fondling or gentle caressing of cheeks. In fact I am willing to bet that is how a majority of us would up on this blue marble floating in space.
2. Which half of the Rev pics will be nude? This is important.
3. If an offensive line can get away with holding and gives up 4 sacks anyway...was it worth it?