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Old 09-27-2013, 02:04 PM   #3
txtebow
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Crash the plane HOGAN!!!

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Originally Posted by W*GS View Post
The First And True Language Of America

(I’m waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)

Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.”

Woman: “Excuse me?”

Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”

Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”

Why, aren't you a noble one?.....and continue on with your self flagellation.
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